newlywed right then, she smiled at the mention of her husband, Cade Morgan. “He’s out shopping for crampons with Vaughn and Huxley.”
“Sounds intimate.”
Chuckling, she took a seat in one of the barstools in front of the granite island. “It’s for their Mount Rainier climb. I told you they’re doing that next month, right?”
“You’ve mentioned it.” Several times¸ actually.
“I was thinking about flying out to surprise him after he finishes the climb. Hopefully get a photo of him in all his mountain gear.” Brooke cocked her head when she saw him fighting back a grin. “What?”
“It’s cute, seeing you with your smitten, my-husband-is-so-hot-he-even-climbs-mountains glow.”
“Well, my husband is hot. But don’t ever tell him I said that. Because that man’s ego is already healthy enough.” She frowned, reached underneath her leg, and pulled out a purple, penis-shaped lollipop. Two inches long, and curved upward in a semierect state, it was a surprisingly realistic rendition, complete with veins and two testicles.
“Interesting,” Brooke said, looking amused.
“Don’t ask,” Ford grunted. Those damn lollipops kept popping up everywhere—that was the third one he’d found in his loft today.
Holding it by the stick, Brooke wagged the purple penis pop in front of him. “Yeah . . . there’s a zero percent chance I’m not going to ask about this, so you might as well start talking.”
“The short version is that I ended up entertaining a bachelorette party last night.”
The corners of her mouth twitched. “Are you moonlighting as a stripper now?”
Ford threw her a look. Cute. Well aware that the quips and running commentary wouldn’t end unless his friend got the information she wanted, he proceeded to tell her about last night.
Tuck, Charlie, and he had hung out at The Violet Hour with the bachelorette group until nearly closing time, when someone—and by “someone” he meant Tuck, who clearly had been trying to buy more time with the redhead—had the bright idea that they should continue the party at Ford’s place, since he lived right around the corner. And although Ford had come to the conclusion, somewhere around midnight and his third drink, that at age thirty-four he was probably a little too old for these kind of “Bachelorette party—whoo-hoo!” antics, he’d gone along with the plan for Charlie’s and Tuck’s sakes.
Big mistake.
When they got back to his loft, one of the women, a brunette named Charlotte, made it abundantly clear she was into him. Actually, if anything, she came on a little too strong, breaking out the dirty talk in his kitchen while everyone else was partying in the living room. Nevertheless, when she stuck around after the others left, stripped off her top and skirt, and headed for his bedroom, wearing nothing but a thong, high heels, and a coy smile, he’d followed without thinking much about it.
Hey, he was a single guy. Of course he’d followed the woman wearing nothing but a thong and high heels into his bedroom.
But when they got there and began fooling around, something felt off. Yeah, his body was responding in a physical sense, and, no doubt, some part of him kept thinking, Hey, asshole, you have a dirty-talking, half-naked woman in your bed—what’s the damn hang-up? But mentally he just . . . wasn’t completely into it.
He was hardly a saint when it came to sex. He’d always had an easy time getting along with women, probably the product of having a female best friend, a sister, and a mother he respected the hell out of. He liked women, enjoyed talking with them, flirting with them, charming them, and yes, sleeping with them. He hadn’t had a lot of luck with long-term relationships—and, admittedly, he rather enjoyed the alternative—but he never lied, he never cheated, and he was always careful to make sure no one got hurt.
And he’d never used anyone for sex.
But he realized in that moment, as he and Charlotte fell onto the bed and his eye caught sight of that stupid hole in his wall, that most of the evening he’d been going through the motions, trying to let his friends, and the bachelorette party, and alcohol distract him so that he wasn’t just sitting at home thinking about the regrets he had about his dad. And while he didn’t need some deep, emotional reason to have sex—hell, sex was fun, who needed more reason than that?—he also prided himself on not ever having sex for a bad reason. Like sleeping with a woman he wasn’t even into just because he could.