used for soap. Looking into his polished-metal mirror, he was shocked to see two pink sentences written across his forehead.
At first a scowl darkened his face, but then he laughed.
She must have written some witty prose indeed to sneak the Jejunus curse onto him without his noticing.
Careful not to trip in the dim firelight, Nicodemus stepped through thecommon room to Devin’s door. Muted voices came from the other side. He knocked and walked in.
Simple John and Devin were sitting on her bed playing cat’s cradle, John’s favorite. They looked up.
“This was well done,” Nicodemus said while gesturing to his forehead and the pink words that read:
I Hate Fun.
But I LOVE Donkey Piss!
AFTER DEVIN HAD disspelled the curse from Nicodemus’s forehead, the three floormates gossiped about other cacographers and apprentices: who might be promoted, who was sneaking into whose bed, that sort of thing.
Though still exhausted, Nicodemus was happy to stay up with his friends and forget about druids and Astrophell delegates and the other nebulous dangers the night had presented.
As they talked, John and Nicodemus played cat’s cradle while Devin brushed out Nicodemus’s long raven hair.
“Why in heaven’s name,” she grumbled, “did the Creator waste such soft, glossy stuff on a man.”
Afterward she started to braid her own wiry red hair. “You know,” she said, “I’ve never been sure why all the magical societies have to send delegates to these convocations.”
“There’s never been one in Starhaven before?” Nicodemus asked without looking up from the game of cat’s cradle.
“Not since I’ve been here. They only happen once every thirty years, and they have to rotate through all the other libraries and monasteries or whatever.”
Nicodemus chewed his lip. “Well, I don’t know all the details about why the convocations happen, but—”
“—but you’ve memorized everything Shannon’s ever said about them,” Devin interjected with a leer.
He stuck his tongue out at her and continued. “So, back during the Dialect Wars—when the Neosolar Empire was falling and the new kingdoms were forming—spellwrights would join the fighting. The result was so bloody that the people couldn’t protect themselves from the lycanthropes or kobolds or whatever. For a while, it seemed there might not be any humans left, so all the magical societies signed treaties agreeing never again to take part in the wars that kingdoms fought.”
Devin grunted. “And so now all magical societies have to renew their treaties at these conventions or we’ll all end up in lycanthrope bellies?”
Nicodemus shrugged. “Something like that. It’s complicated. Some societies cheat. I think Magister Shannon was involved in stopping the wizards and hierophants from clashing in the Spirish Civil War. But I’m not sure; he never talks about the war.”
Simple John tried to say “Simple John” but yawned instead. Nicodemus ended the game of cat’s cradle and sent the big man lumbering off to bed.
Nicodemus started for his own room but then stopped at Devin’s door. “Dev, when should I ask Shannon about teaching again? With the convocation happening, things are probably too busy.”
She was tapping her chin with the end of her braid. “Actually, the busier wizards are, the more they want to unload their teaching duties onto apprentices. But it’s not Magister you need to convince. It’s the other wizards who gripe when a cacographer gets in front of a classroom.”
Nicodemus nodded and thought about what it would feel like to finally earn a hood. Then he remembered something. “Dev, have you ever worked with Magister Smallwood?”
“That sweet old linguist who’s got less common sense than a drunken chicken? Yeah, I used to run Shannon’s messages to him back when you were still trying to undress that Amy Hern girl. Do you ever hear from her?”
Nicodemus folded his arms. “I don’t, but never mind that. I had a conversation with Smallwood today. Nothing important. But he said I was Shannon’s ‘new cacographic project’ or his new ‘pet cacographer.’ Do you know if there are current rumors going around about Magister?”
Devin dropped her braid and hopped out of bed. “Ignore it. Smallwood’s just being a ninny.” She went to her washstand and began to scrub her face. “So what class do you want to teach?”
“Anything to do with composition. But you’re avoiding my question. What are the rumors about Shannon and ‘pet cacographers’?”
Devin toweled her face. “Just academics gossiping and being petty.”
“Dev, not once in the past nine years have I known you to refrain from gossiping.”
“So let’s gossip. I’d forgotten about Amy Hern. She left for Starfall, right? Why don’t you write her on the next colaboris