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eyes widened comically, and he sputtered out a weird sound that ended with a snort.

"Date? I meant dinner with the neighbor type date. Not a date, date. Like two buds just…" he trailed off with a whimper, closing his eyes for a moment, before reaching out and retrieving the bag I'd taken off of his head earlier so he could eat, and plopping it right back in place.

I chuckled softly, still not really sure how to take any of what had just happened, but unable to keep that slowly growing hope from taking root.

What would it be like to date this man? Amazing. It would be amazing. I'd fall in love so damn fast, and my family would too. The poor guy would never know what hit him. One minute he'd be a single man with a weird neighbor, the next Da would be planning our wedding, and Wagoner would be trying to keep Jennings away from him at family dinners.

It was too bad I didn't have a better personality. Maybe if I was fun like Wagoner, or sweet like Boyd, he could overlook the uniqueness of my outer appearance. Maybe if I was as handsome as any one of my brothers, he could give my gruffness a bit of leeway, and I could win him over with my family.

They were all nuts, but I had a feeling Bates would love them.

Unfortunately, I was kind of a troll. Ugly and less than friendly, and my brother in-laws hadn't exactly put their best feet forward today. All things considered, I really had no idea why this beautiful man would want to spend time with me, but I was going to take advantage of it.

I'd let him keep his bag, though. Maybe it would keep me from doing something stupid, like lean over and suck on his neck, when he threw his head back and laughed at something on the television.

Chapter Four

JULY

I looked away from the sight of myself on the screen of my computer that my camera was hooked up to, still finding it hard to watch myself talk, even after all the time I spent on the damn thing. It was easy to close my eyes and concentrate on my pleasure when I was doing a scene, but vlogging was a different story, so I usually chose my plant Vern the Fern to look at.

"You know that hot neighbor I've been gushing over and now owe like four bags of sugar? He was in my house today… without a shirt. Holy crap. Of course, I ended up flashing him my tits and rambling about my heritage… which I know next to nothing about, and I think I might have asked him to eat me. For some crazy reason, he decided to stay for dinner, and I screamed at the delivery man by accident, and finished our not date wearing a paper bag, because I couldn't look at him, even though I really, really like to. And before you ask, yes, that was him in the video earlier. Isn't he delicious? And he's so nice. At first, I thought he wasn't, because he always looks really intense, never smiles, and grunting seems to be his only form of communication, but he's actually really, really nice. I can't tell if he thinks of me like that. Again, he's a grunter, so I don't know."

I shrugged, swallowing hard around the lump in my throat. "It doesn't matter anyway. No alpha wants a camboy omega," I whispered, remembering all the guys in my life who'd found out what I was and decided they couldn't handle dating someone who made a living that way.

I paused for a long moment, letting my mind wander before remembering what I was doing. "Oops! Pay no attention to the guy who makes good money doing what he does and is sitting here feeling sorry for himself, because he's probably going to die alone." I gave an uncomfortable laugh and shook my head. "My hot Wolverine will probably never marry me, but maybe I can talk him into bending me over the couch or something, right?"

My dick jumped wildly in my pants, and I glanced down, before sighing and rolling my eyes. "Predictable."

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"Yes," I moaned, letting my mind drift as I pressed another finger in my ass, while on my hands and knees with my slick hole facing the camera.

My dick leaked all over the bed, and I spread my legs just a bit more, to let the wet tip