To Sir, with Love - Lauren Layne Page 0,16

this was your office number—”

“It is.”

I frown and look at the clock on the wall, where the hour and minute hands are both—you guessed it—champagne bottles.

“It’s nearly ten o’clock.”

“Well, thank God you called to let me know, Ms. Cooper. I’d never have known the time without this call.”

I ignore his sarcasm and sit on the stool, pulling my heels up to rest on the wooden slat and resting my elbows on my knees. “Do you always work this late?”

Another moment of silence, as though he’s trying to decide whether responding to me is worth his time.

“No,” he answers finally. Then, “Sometimes.”

“You answer your own phone? I’d have thought you’d have a fleet of beautiful assistants in high heels to handle such menial tasks.”

“My assistant’s name is Noel, and he leaves the office at six. Is there something I can help you with?”

“Oh, right.” I pick up my notepad and clear my throat dramatically.

“Here we go,” I hear him mutter.

“Bubbles is not for sale.” I say it clearly, enunciating each word.

“Nobody’s asking you to sell the company, just give up the space. You can always relocate, perhaps to a neighborhood with cheaper rent. Did you read any of the letters before destroying them?”

I ignore the question and look down at my notepad, my irritation bubbling fresh all over again.

“Oh yeah,” I say, tossing the legal pad onto the counter and warming to my topic. “How dare you go around me to my brother-in-law!”

“How dare I?” He has the nerve to sound bemused.

“I run this shop. Not Alec. Ergo, I make the decisions.”

“Ergo.”

I frown. “You keep repeating me. Am I being unclear?”

“No, no. Just enjoying your word choice.”

“Well, see if you can focus on the context,” I snap. “How would you feel if I went around you to go to your sister-in-law to discuss business.”

“I don’t have any siblings, and I’m not married. Ergo, no sister-in-law.”

“Why not?”

“Why don’t I have any siblings? You’d have to ask my parents.”

“No, why aren’t you married?” I clarify. “Your girlfriend is super pretty,” I add when he doesn’t respond.

Yep. Definitely a little drunk. I pull out the snack basket and grab a peanut butter protein bar.

“Believe it or not, my qualifications for proposing marriage go beyond pretty.”

I tuck my phone under my ear and open the cellophane, taking a bite as I consider this. “What are your qualifications?”

“Is this why you called, Ms. Cooper? To discuss my personal life?”

“No, that wasn’t on my list.”

“You have a list?”

“Yup.” I pick up the pad once more. “Number one, not selling. Number two, you had no business going around me to my brother-in-law. Number three…”

“Number three?” he prods when I don’t continue.

I read the third item on my list about his beautiful eyes that I’d crossed out.

I skip that one. I’m not that drunk.

“Number three,” I say, smiling. “Go to hell.”

Sebastian—when did I start thinking of him as just Sebastian?—heaves out a sigh.

“Look, to clarify, I didn’t go around you to your brother-in-law. I’m not the villain in a mediocre legal drama. We happened to be at the same event, in the same general vicinity. A mutual acquaintance made introductions, asked if we knew each other. In an effort to make conversation and find common ground, I mentioned that I’d recently met you. He asked for context, and I said I had a business proposal for you. I assure you, had I known I’d be harassed with a late-night phone call over it, I’d have never mentioned your name.”

I finish the rest of my protein bar as I listen to his explanation. It checks out. I still hate him.

“This isn’t harassment,” I say, crumpling up my wrapper and tossing it in the trash.

“No?”

“Nope. Harassment would be sending repeated letters to a local business that clearly wants nothing to do with you and then stalking them at their place of business when you don’t get the response you want. That’s harassment.”

“No,” he says with measured patience. “That’s business.”

“Not the way I do business.”

“No, I’ve seen the way you do business,” he snaps. “Instead of acknowledging that your business model is passé and your customer base shrinking, you delay the inevitable by selling ten-dollar trinkets and cutesy Tinker Bell paintings, and then slapping a generic modifier onto your business name.”

Cutesy Tinker Bell paintings.

It stings way worse than Lily dismissing my art as a hobby. I’m not sure if it’s the champagne, the protein bar, or the combination, but suddenly I feel slightly queasy.

“I apologize, Mr. Andrews. I should not have called