Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake (Winner Bakes All #1) - Alexis Hall Page 0,82

of losing her spot on a TV baking show.

“Yeah,” she said. “That’d be . . . great.”

She was almost relieved when they were called back in for judging a moment or so later because it meant there wasn’t time for him to pick up on her lack of enthusiasm.

The challenge that week had been parkin, which was only debatably a pudding, but also only debatably a cake, so what could you do? Rosaline had struggled from the outset, letting her golden syrup boil when she hadn’t intended to and, she felt almost certain, leaving her ambiguous pudding in the oven for too long and at too high a temperature.

Marianne poked at Rosaline’s offering with a world-weary air. “It’s competent. But we’re expecting more than competence at this stage.”

It was exactly what she’d been expecting, but it still felt like a rebuke. She hung her head, feeling tears prick the corners of her eyes. And seeing that Josie had done about equivalently and Harry slightly worse wasn’t much consolation. Especially when it turned out that Alain had knocked it out of the fucking park and won the round.

“So”—Alain caught up with her as she made a beeline from dinner to the bar—“how about that early night, Rosaline-um-Palmer?”

She told herself that it would be . . . nice. That it would take her mind off things. That something something endorphins. “Actually,” she heard herself say, “can I just have a drink and a sit-down first?”

“We can bring a bottle up. Have a very small bacchanal.”

“Look . . . I really need a few minutes to get myself together.”

“I understand.” He ran his fingers lightly down her arm—which was probably all the PDA he was willing to risk on-set. “Let me know when you’re done mourning your perfectly adequate parkin.”

He was right. He was right. “I just . . . feel like I should be doing better.”

“You’re doing better than some people. And there’s no way they’ll send you home while there’s weaker bakers still in the competition.”

“They’ll send home whoever does worst this week. And that could very well be me.”

“It’s not going to be you. And punishing yourself won’t make you do any better tomorrow.”

She wasn’t sure sitting at the bar and moping into a G&T rather than dashing off to catch the two-for-one special at Poundland was punishing herself exactly. Or maybe it was. Maybe she was so messed up about the competition, her future, and her choices that she thought a mediocre parkin meant she no longer had the right to get laid.

“Tell you what,” she said, “I’ll have one drink and I’ll come and find you.”

He smiled. “Looking forward to it. I’ll be in my room.”

When Rosaline got to the bar, all hope of a quiet, consolatory G&T evaporated because Anvita and Josie were already ensconced in a corner. And by the time she’d seen them they’d definitely seen her, which, by unbreakable social convention, meant they would have to invite her over and she would have to go.

“Oi oi oi,” called Anvita. “Lads lads lads.”

Although Rosaline knew objectively that Josie wasn’t actually evil, the events of week one had put her very low on the list of people Rosaline could be fucked to hang out with. “Um,” she said. “Who are the lads?”

“Apparently”—that was Josie—“it’s us now.”

Sitting down beside them, Rosaline found herself no more illuminated than she had been ten seconds ago. “Why?”

Anvita shrugged. “I don’t know. It just looked fun. I thought I’d try it.”

“Okay, but if you suggest going for a cheeky Nando’s, I’m leaving.”

“Don’t worry,” said Josie. “My cheeky Nando’s days are long gone. The best I can manage now is a grumpy Uber Eats.”

It was unfair, Rosaline knew, to assume Josie’s ever-passing allusions to her lifestyle were a coded way of saying “I’m married and had my kids at a socially acceptable age; what’s your excuse?” But it still felt like that. Gritting her teeth, she raised an imaginary glass in Anvita’s direction. “Well done on your parkin, by the way.”

“Thanks. I totally Rickyed it.”

“Oh Ricky.” Sighing fondly, Josie topped up her wine. “I can’t believe he’s gone. I mean, I can. He blew up a dragon’s head. But I miss him.”

“Me too,” Anvita said. “I miss them all. Well, except Dave. He was clearly a cock.”

“I know there’s only been four of them, but it feels really empty all of a sudden. We’ll be half gone by the end of tomorrow.” In fact, now Rosaline thought of it, the night they’d