Sesily raised a brow and brushed an invisible speck from her bosom. “And if he weren’t so very wet.”
“You needn’t point out your breasts, Sesily. We all have them,” Seleste said dryly through a gossamer veil of gold thread, cascading down her face and neck from a crownlike contraption.
Seline snickered.
“Girls!” the countess hissed.
“It really was magnificent, Sophie,” Seline said. “Whoever thought you had it in you?”
Sophie turned a scathing gaze on her next oldest sister. “What does that mean?”
“This is not the time, girls,” their mother interjected. “Do you not see that this might ruin us all?”
“Nonsense,” Sesily said. “How many threats of ruination must we face before you see we’re like cats?”
“Even cats have a limit on their lives. We must repair this damage. Immediately,” the Countess of Wight said before remembering where they were, on full view in front of all of London, and said, loud enough for all of London to hear, “We all saw what happened! His Poor Grace!”
Sophie stilled, the words surprising her. “Poor?”
“Yes of course!” Impossibly, the countess’s voice rose an octave.
Sophie blinked.
“You’d better go along with it,” Seline said casually as they crowded around her like great, gilded cormorants, all flapping fans and swinging tassels, “Or Mother will go mad with fear of exile.”
“I wouldn’t worry,” Seleste said. “It’s not as though any of them would really exile us. They can barely keep up with us.”
Sesily nodded. “Precisely. They adore our wicked scenes. What would they do with themselves if they did not have us?”
It was not untrue.
“And we shall rise farther than any of them. Look at Seraphina.”
“Except Seraphina is married to a proper ass,” Sophie pointed out.
“Sophie! Language!” Her mother sounded as though she might faint from panic.
Her sisters nodded.
“We shall have to avoid that bit,” Sesily said.
“It’s clear that he slipped and toppled into the pond!” the countess shouted quite desperately, her wide blue eyes growing wide enough for Sophie to wonder if it were possible for them to pop right out of their sockets. A vision flashed, of her mother groping around on the perfectly manicured grass for her eyeballs, odd hat toppling from her head, unable to bear its own weight.
What a scene.
It was her turn to snicker.
“Sophie!” the countess hissed through her teeth. “Don’t you dare!”
The snicker turned into a snort.
The Countess of Wight continued, hand to her chest. “Poor, poor Haven!”
It was all Sophie could take. The laugh never came, because it was so stifled by anger. Her family hadn’t been the same since the title had arrived, making her mother a countess and her sisters not simply exceedingly wealthy, but exceedingly wealthy ladies, giving Society no choice but to acknowledge their presence. And suddenly, these women, whom she’d never thought cared much for the trappings of name and money, had cared very much.
They had never seen the truth—that the Talbot family could marry into royalty, and they’d never be welcome in Society. That Society suffered their presence because they couldn’t risk losing the advice and intelligence of the new earl, or the funds that came with each of the daughters. Marriage was, after all, the most critical business in Britain.
Sophie’s family knew it better than anyone.
And they adored the game. Its machinations.
But Sophie wanted none of it. She never had. For the first decade of her young life, she’d lived in the idyll that came from money without title. She’d played in the green hills of Mossband. She’d learned to make pasties from her grandmother in the kitchens of the Talbot family home, because they were her father’s favorite luncheon treat. She’d ridden her horse to town to fetch beef from the butcher and cheese from the cheesemonger. She’d never dreamed of a titled husband. She’d planned for a sound, reasonable future, married to the baker’s son.
And then her father was made an earl. And everything changed. She hadn’t been to Mossband in ten years, when her mother had closed up the house and happily taken up residence in Mayfair. Her grandmother was gone, died not a year after they’d left the house. Pasties had been deemed too common for earls. The butcher and the cheesemonger now delivered their wares to the back entrance of their impressive Mayfair town house. And the baker’s son . . . he was a distant, foggy memory.
No one else in the family seemed to have any trouble at all adjusting to this world that Sophie had never wanted. For which she’d