Reality Jane - By Shannon Nering Page 0,113
hallway to my room.
“Tonight,” he said as he closed the door, “let’s just be together, okay?”
“Okay,” I said.
The shock of his arrival, and of his words, now hit me. “Grant,” I said as he pulled me onto the bed to hold me, “I love you.” I said it first.
“I know,” he whispered while stroking my hair. “That’s why I’m here.”
“Grant?” I said. “How’d you—”
“Toni,” he said, gently.
“Grant?” One more question just had to be asked. “Who was the girl with you on the beach that day?”
“My sister,” he said with a chuckle. “Now, shh.”
I tried not to laugh.
The dew dripped from the bushes, wetting my ankles and socks as we trudged through the forest up a steep incline. The morning sun in the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest had just begun to crest over the mountain. Three armed soldiers led us into a clearing. Our guide, who was the leader, ordered us to stop, his rifle ready in his hands.
“Don’t speak,” he said.
A shiver leapt up my spine. I looked at Grant. His “record” light was on.
“There, behind the tree, it’s him,” the guide said in English.
“Whoa!” I gasped.
Sure enough, camouflaged by shrubs, sat a family of endangered mountain gorillas, quietly munching elephant grass. It was extraordinary. Grant, a 30-pound camera on his shoulder, was as steady as a surgeon—this after three hours of intense hiking. He continued to roll.
“If he looks at you,” the guide warned, “look down.”
The sun illuminated the clearing, creating a perfect light—the kind of light Nat Geo photogs only dream of. The Silverback spotted us and sniffed the air with curiosity.
“Don’t make eye contact!” the guide reminded us.
The 400-pound male walked toward us, his knuckles scraping the ground. He fixed his position. I tilted my head down to the ground, in awe.
“Stay still,” the guide said. “Be calm. If he walks over, don’t move.”
The soldiers held their guns tight, eyes peeled for poachers and anyone who might harm us or the gorillas. Standard practice for the region.
My breath turned shallow as the Silverback slowly made his way toward us. I couldn’t help it—I just had to look.
“Wow,” I whispered, totally blown away. “Beautiful.”
The gorilla was three feet in front of me. I kept my chin tucked as I watched him through my hair. He was the most noble creature I’d ever seen—so intelligent, so wise, so gentle. He eventually sat in the grass in front of us and began pulling at the shoots, chewing and chomping contentedly.
“There,” said the guide, “he’s okay. We stay here. No closer. Okay to film. His family will follow.”
For one month, Grant and I had tracked gorillas. We had interviewed guides, soldiers, politicians, and conservationists. We came to see Uganda as a violent country with a complicated situation.
Ours was important work—we would produce an important documentary, miles away from my previous TV experience. In fact, I’d had to make a major pitch to get the job. At first, the exec in charge didn’t think me qualified. I managed to convince him that Fix Your Life was indeed relevant experience. After all, it was the big league place where I’d cut my broadcast journalism chops. At the very least, I told him, I did one hell of an interview.
When the filming wrapped, Grant and I did our usual thing and hung back for a little touring.
“Grant?” I said. “I can’t feel my toes.”
It was five in the morning and my legs were knee-deep in fresh snow. I was bundled up to my eyeballs in Goretex and goggles, with a hand-knit hat warming my head.
“Me neither,” he said. “Keep going.”
We’d been hiking since midnight. “Pole [the Swahili term for ‘slow’], pole,” our guide advised us.
When we rounded a large rock that protruded from the mountain, I saw the guide drop his bag in the snow. “Woo hoo!” he called.
“What?” I asked. I’d been staring at my feet for the last five hours, not bothering to look up, slogging up a final mountain passage to more than 20,000 feet in height.
“Look,” he said. “You’re here!”
Grant wrapped his arm around me as we gazed out from the top of Mount Kilimanjaro. A fiery red ring ignited the night sky around us, a hint that the sun would soon make an appearance. The guide handed us each a cup of hot chai tea from his thermos.
“Good job!” he said with a huge smile, toasting us. It was his second summit that month.
“So, Grant,” I said, “what’s next?”
“Not sure, babe.” He pulled me tighter. “But I know one thing: with you along, it’s guaranteed to be an adventure.”
“Hmm,” I said pensively, “have you heard about the giant plastic vortex in the middle of the Pacific?”
“Of course,” said Grant, raising an eyebrow.
“Did you know there’s more than one?” I asked.
“Uh, no.”
“Anyway, I was thinking,” I said, enthusiastically. “What if we pitched a show where two teams. . .”
“Oh, boy,” sighed Grant.
“So, you think you could captain a boat and shoot video at the same time?”
He smiled a great big smile. “Now you’re talking, Jane,” he said.
If reality television hadn’t been invented, Shannon Nering wouldn’t know what to do for a living! Shannon’s a much-in-demand docu-reality producer and director, whose savant-like understanding of the genre, combined with her ability to create intimate bonds with her subjects, pays off in riveting television. . . and now riveting novels like Reality Jane.
Recent producer and director credits include Peak Season for MTV (Supervising) and the CBC ratings winner The Week the Women Went. She cut her reality chops in Los Angeles, producing on numerous shows from Bachelorettes in Alaska, to Blow Out, to The Dr. Phil Show. Shannon began her broadcast career as an on-air host and reporter for the CBC.
She currently lives in Vancouver, BC with her cameraman husband and two young sons.
To reach her, or to find out more about reality television, click on her website, www.realityjane.com.
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Six Months Later
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Four Months Later
Chapter 23
About the Author