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nothing. Just a place without anything in it.
He stood on the porch of the roadhouse, stamping snow off his feet, which did better than knocking for telling folks he was there. He could hear Arthur Stuart's feet running to open the door, but all he was thinking about was atoms. Because even though he'd just figured out that there couldn't be no atoms, he was beginning to realize it might be even crazier to imagine there not being atoms, so things could always get cut into smaller bits and those things into smaller bits, and those into even smaller bits, forever and ever. And when you think about it, it's got to be one or the other. Either you get to the bit that can't be split, and it's an atom, or you never do, and so it goes on forever, which is more than Alvin's head could hold.
Alvin found himself in the roadhouse kitchen, with Arthur Stuart piggyback, playing with Alvin's hat and scarf. Horace Guester was out in the barn stuffing straw into new bedticks, so Alvin asked Old Peg for use of the sleigh. It was hot in the kitchen, and Goody Guester didn't look to be in good temper. She allowed as how he could take the sled, but there was a price to pay.
"Save the life of a certain child, Alvin, and take Arthur Stuart with you," she said, "or I swear he'll do one more thing to rile me and end up in the pudding tonight."
It was true that Arthur Stuart seemed to be in a mood to make trouble - he was strangling Alvin with his own scarf and laughing like a fool.
"Let's do some lessons, Arthur," said Alvin. "Spell 'choking to death.'"
"C-H-O-K-I-N-G," said Arthur Stuart. "T-W-O. D-E-A-T-H."
Mad as she was, Goody Guester just had to break up laughing - not because he spelled "to" wrong, but because he'd spelled out the words in the most perfect imitation of Miss Larner's voice. "I swear, Arthur Stuart," she said, "you best never let Miss Larner hear you go on like that or your schooling days are over."
"Good! I hate school!" said Arthur.
"You don't hate school so much as you'd hate working with me in the kitchen every day." said Goody Guester. "All day every day, summer and winter, even swimming days."
"I might as well be a slave in Appalachee!" shouted Arthur Stuart.
Goody Guester stopped teasing and being mad, both, and turned solemn. "Don't even joke like that, Arthur. Somebody died once just to keep you from being such a thing."
"I know," said Arthur.
"No you don't, but you'd better just think before you - "
"It was my mama," said Arthur.
Now Old Peg started looking scared. She took a glance at Alvin and then said, "Never mind about that, anyway."
"My mama was a blackbird," said Arthur. "She flew so high, but then the ground caught her and she got stuck and died."
Alvin saw how Goody Guester looked at him, even more nervous-like. So maybe there was something to Arthur's story of flying after all. Maybe somehow that girl buried up beside Vigor, maybe somehow she got a blackbird to carry her baby - somehow. Or maybe it was just some vision. Anyway, Goody Guester had decided to act like it was nothing after all - too late to fool Alvin, of course, but she wouldn't know that. "Well, that's a pretty story, Arthur," said Old Peg.
"It's true," said Arthur. "I remember."
Goody Guester started looking even more upset. But Alvin knew better than to argue with Arthur about this blackbird idea he had, and about him flying once. The only way to stop Arthur talking about it was to get his mind on something else. "Better come with me, Arthur Stuart," said Alvin. "Maybe you got a blackbird mama sometime in your past, but I have a feeling your mama here in this kitchen is about to knead you like dough."
"Don't forget what I need you to buy for me," said Old Peg.
"Oh, don't worry. I got a list," said Alvin.
"I didn't see you write a thing!"
"Arthur Stuart's my list. Show her, Arthur."
Arthur leaned close to Alvin's ear and shouted so loud it like to split Alvin's eardrums right down to his ankles. "A keg of wheat flour and two cones of sugar and a pound of pepper and a dozen sheets of paper and a couple of yards of cloth that might do for a shirt for Arthur Stuart."
Even though he was