“Me, too. It’ll be nice to hang here for a bit. No romantic drama, no bodies dropping from the ceiling or crime scene tape.” He flopped down on the couch next to his duffel and I bit my lip, before perching next to him.
“So, it’s not totally drama-free around here.”
“Oh, right because of your little ‘fashion war’ with that guy and—what’s her name? Kenmore?”
“Emerson,” I corrected. “Reginald and Emerson. And the war is pretty much over.”
Vlad gave me an appraising smile. “You won?”
I wrinkled my nose. “Not exactly.”
He quirked a brow. “Someone drop out?”
“More like dropped dead.”
“Dropped on her own or . . .” Vlad waggled his eyebrows in the universal “don’t-make-me-say-it” style.
“What? Are you kidding me? I had nothing to do with it. It was right next door and it looked like suicide.”
“‘Looked like’ suicide?”
“It’s a long story.”
Vlad pulled a blood bag from his duffel, pierced it with a single fang, and started to suck. He emptied the thing and burped loudly before he addressed me. “So you made it look like suicide.”
I turned to look at Vlad full in the face. “Are you seriously asking me if I had anything to do with Reginald’s death? Because I follow the strictest UDA bylaws and even if I were to stray just the slightest”—I held my thumb and forefinger a smidge apart—“tiniest bit, frankly, it wouldn’t be Reginald Fairfield that I’d off. It’d be Emerson Hawk. That woman is vile.”
Vlad’s eyes flashed.
As if on cue, there was another insistent, thundering knock on my door. “You can stay,” I told Vlad as I went to answer it. “Peace and quiet, however,” I said as I snatched open the door. “Died about a week ago.”
Emerson was standing in the hallway, hip out, arms crossed, beady eyes even beadier though they were rimmed with coal and something hideously sparkly. She had actually brushed her hair and it was in a semi-attractive swoop pinned at the base of her skull, and her black gown had an asymmetrical hemline that was so completely last year it was laughable. But still, the dress was impeccably tailored and the ruched drop waist was understated and elegant, wondrously hiding Emerson’s usual Kentucky Fried Chicken and Yoo-hoo paunch. Nicolette was behind her, back toward me as she hunched, managing two beaded purses in one hand while she struggled to lock Emerson’s door.
“Hello, Emerson.”
Her eyes raked over me, her sour expression not changing. “Aren’t you ready yet? Or is that what you’re wearing?”
“What are you talking about? What am I wearing for what?”
Nicolette, having finally gotten the door locked, rushed to Emerson’s side and handed her a heavy ecru card. My stomach sunk as I recognized it.
“The cocktail reception.”
Emerson nodded.
“Someone just died. Are they actually still holding that? Only the completely heartless and macabre could think of going through with any of the competition activities right now.”
“Everything was already booked. They couldn’t cancel at the last minute and Mr. Forbes said that everything would go forward as planned. Except of course, with one less fashion show.”
“You talked to Mr. Forbes?”
Mr. Forbes was the head of the New York Design Institute and whether or not you knew your Vera from your Versace could be overlooked if Jason Forbes was on your side.
A sly grin rolled across her face. “We may have run into each other a time or two at this quaint little coffee bar I frequent.”
I was gritting my teeth so hard I imagined them starting to powder. “You’ve only been in New York a week.”
“Anyway, Jason”—she stressed the name—“thought that the best way to honor Reginald would be to continue on as planned. So, again, are you wearing that? As far as your designs go, it is one of your better ones.”
My nostrils flared and I felt myself shrink back in my fashion-fail skinny jeans, Ugg boots, and tank top.
“Is that your date?” Emerson poked a bony finger into my apartment, aiming at Vlad.
“Nephew.”
Nicolette’s head peeked over Emerson’s shoulder. I saw her cheeks redden when her eyes met Vlad’s.
“Christ,” I groaned. “I’ll see you at the reception.”
The door had barely slammed before Vlad was at my side, smiling and licking his lips. “Who’s the girl?”
“Emerson Hawk is hardly a girl. I don’t even know if she’s human.”
“No,” Vlad groaned. “The other one.”
“That’s Emerson’s sister and A, anyone with even an ounce of Emerson Hawk blood in her is completely and totally off limits to you and your undead little friend down there,” I said as my eyes skipped over