and most bizarre events that descend upon Billy’s under the cloak of night.
Her first week, she spent twenty minutes explaining to a drunk man why he couldn’t order a bratwurst and, failing that, why he couldn’t do pelvic floor exercises on top of the bar. Part of being a Brooklyn institution, August has learned, is collecting all the New York strangeness at the end of the night like a pool filter full of june bugs.
Tonight, it’s a table of men in leather dusters loudly discussing the social scandals of the local vampire fetish community. They sent back their first order of pancakes with a demand for more chocolate chips and did not take kindly to the Count Chocula joke August attempted. They’re not leaving a tip.
At the bar, there’s a drag queen fresh from a gig, sipping a milkshake, all skintight catsuit and heels, her press-on nails arranged in two neat rows of five on the counter. She watches August at the register, smoothing the ends of her pink lace front. There’s something familiar about her that August can’t seem to pin down.
“Can I get you anything else?” August asks.
The queen laughs. “A frontal lobotomy to forget the night I had?”
August cringes, commiserative. “Rough one?”
“Walked in on one of the girls experiencing the very graphic aftermath of a vegan tuna melt in the dressing room. That’s why I’m—” She gestures widely to herself. “Usually I de-drag before I take the subway, but it was fucked up in there.”
“Yikes,” August says. “I thought I had it bad with the Lost Boys over there.”
The queen glances at the leather-clad disciples of darkness, who are patiently passing around the butter pecan syrup from one gloved hand to the next. “Never thought I’d see a vampire I absolutely didn’t want to fuck.”
August laughs and leans into the bar. This close, she can catch the sticky-sweet smell of hairspray and body glitter. It smells like Mardi Gras—amazing.
“Hold up, I know you,” the queen says. “You live above the Popeyes, right? Parkside and Flatbush?”
August blinks, observing the way her gold highlight gleams on top of her dark brown cheekbone. “Yeah?”
“I’ve seen you around a couple of times. I live there too. Sixth floor.”
“Oh,” August says. “Oh! You must be the drag queen who lives across the hall!”
“I’m an accountant,” she deadpans. “Nah, I’m playing with you. I mean, that is my day job. But yeah, that’s me, Annie.”
She makes an expansive gesture to mimic a marquee, milkshake in one hand.
“Annie Depressant. Pride of Brooklyn.” She thinks about it for a second. “Or at least Flatbush. Northeast Flatbush. Kind of.” She shrugs and returns the straw to her mouth. “Anyway, I’m very prolific.”
“I’m August,” August says, pointing to her nametag. “I’m, uh, not famous, by Flatbush standards, or any at all.”
“That’s cool,” Annie says. “Welcome to the building. Amenities include luxurious World War II–era plumbing and a vegetarian drag queen who can do your taxes.”
“Thanks,” August says. Her building must have the highest concentration of aggressively friendly people per square foot in the entire city. “Yeah, I kind of … like it?”
“Oh, it’s the best,” Annie says readily. “You moved in across the hall? So you live with Wes?”
“Yeah, you know him?”
Annie takes a noisy slurp from her shake and says, “I’ve been in love with Wes for, like, five hundred years.”
August nearly drops the rag she’s been using to wipe down the bar. “What? Are y’all … a thing?”
“Oh, no,” Annie says. “I’m just in love with him.”
August opens and closes her mouth a couple of times. “Does he know?”
“Oh, yeah, I’ve told him,” Annie says with a dismissive wave of her hand. “We’ve kissed, like, three times, but he has that thing where he’s terrified of being loved and refuses to believe he deserves it. It’s so tedious.” She sees the look on August’s face and laughs. “I’m joking. I mean, that is his deal. But I’ve never found that boy tedious.”
Annie’s signing her bill when she clocks out, and August finds herself walking back to their building with a drag queen towering a foot over her, the clacking of her six-inch platforms cutting the soft thumps of August’s sneakers.
In the orange glow of the Popeyes, August reaches to unlock the door to the shabby little entrance of their building, but Annie heads for the Popeyes.
“Are you actually taking the stairs?” Annie asks her.
“Are you … not?”
Annie laughs and heads inside, and August’s curiosity wins out. She follows. The guy at the register takes a