My (Mostly) Fake Wedding - Penelope Bloom Page 0,14

still, good to know.”

Belle’s nostrils flared. Cute. “I’m not even going to acknowledge that.”

“That’s kind of like when people say, ‘I’m speechless.’ No, you’re not. You just spoke.”

“Are you trying to make me bail on this? Because it’s about to work.”

“Nope. Just trying to lighten the mood. You looked a little stiff when you came in.”

“Yeah, well, try having lunch with my family. You’d be a little stiff too.”

“Oh? Why, is your mom or sister my type?”

“Chris…” Belle warned.

I had to stop myself from pressing my luck. But I found something deeply enjoyable in the way she had to try so hard not to smile. She probably felt like she wasn’t allowed to smile when I flirted, given that I was supposedly engaged.

“Okay. Well, the ladies said they’re ready when we are. Do you want me to wait out here, or come in the dressing room with you to save time?”

There went her nostrils again. Instead of answering me, Belle just stalked off toward the dressing rooms. A short while later, I heard muffled voices and a door close.

I scooted to another bench where I could see the area she was in. It was an old saloon style door, and for some reason, there was about a foot-high gap from the bottom of the door to the floor.

My dick—the one I’d tragically been forced to send into hibernation—stirred to life. Now, I wasn’t a creep. I wasn’t about to press myself to the floor and turn my head so I could see as much as possible.

I did, however, need to tie my shoe. But untied shoes were hardly a time sensitive issue, so I waited until I heard the telltale swish of clothing hitting the floor.

As casually as I could, I leaned down for my shoe. A man could only control his eyes so much, and mine found themselves wandering the room. Yes, I looked at the entire room, not just that tantalizing little gap of space where I knew Belle was probably standing in her underwear at this very moment.

I had a particularly sharp memory, and it filled at that instant with an image of Belle in the airplane bathroom. I saw the soft mound just above her pussy, practically begging for the palm of my hand. I saw the curves of her hips begging for me to grip them as I spun her around and took her from behind.

If my dick had been stirred from hibernation before, it was now so violently awake that I was worried about the structural integrity of my zipper. Any more force, and we were about to have a wardrobe malfunction.

All I could see while I tied my shoes were Belle’s legs. There was a little pile of her running shorts beside her feet and her top, though.

I was straining for a better look when a woman emerged from a corner of the shop. “Sir?” she asked sharply.

I straightened so fast that my head banged against the wall behind me. I blinked through the pain, then forced a smile. “Ma’am.”

She stared for a few seconds, then went back to hanging up the dresses she was holding.

Busted.

A few minutes later, Belle stepped out of the dressing room. It was roughly that precise moment when my dick—the same one I’d decided was no longer part of the ruling governmental system in my mind—staged a full-blown rebellion.

The dickocracy had fallen to a coup. We’d officially entered into a dicktatorship.

8

Belle

A confusing blend of emotions rushed through me. I was exhilarated to be wearing a dress from an exclusive designer that was breathtaking. I was giddy because I loved bridal boutiques and dress fittings in general, and this was the first time I got to try on the dress. And I was also overcome by overpowering guilt for loving the way Chris—an engaged man—was looking at me.

He half stood, then sat back down a little awkwardly. He crossed his leg, winced, then smiled. “Quite nice,” he said in an almost choked voice.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“Yep. So, uh, how does this work? Do you give me a card and I rate you out of ten each time?”

“You rate the dress out of ten.”

“Right.” Chris’ eyes slid from my face to my hips, then back up again. “The dress.” “Well?” I spread my arms, giving it a little twirl. “This one is from an up-and-coming designer that everybody is talking about. His name is Pierre Gonfi.” I spent a little while describing all the unique features of the dress,