Maybe You Should Talk to Someon - Lori Gottlieb Page 0,35
to us named theirs Maude. We were in gross anatomy, the traditional first-year human-dissection course, and each student team at Stanford worked on the cadaver of a generous person who had donated his or her body to science.
Our professors gave us two instructions before we set foot in the lab. One: Pretend that the bodies belonged to our grandmothers and show respect accordingly. (“Do normal people slice up their grandmothers?” one freaked-out student replied.) Two: Pay attention to any emotions that came up during what we were told would be an intense process.
We weren’t given any information about our cadavers—names, ages, medical histories, causes of death. The names were withheld for privacy, and the rest because the goal was to solve a mystery, not a whodunnit but a whydunnit. Why did this person die? Was he a smoker? A red-meat lover? A diabetic?
Over the semester, I discovered that Harold had had a hip replacement (clue: the metal staples in his side); his mitral valve had been leaky (clue: enlargement on the left side of the heart); he’d been constipated, probably from lying in a hospital bed, at the end of his life (clue: the backed-up feces in his colon). He had pale blue eyes, straight yellowing teeth, a circle of white hair, and the muscular fingers of a builder, pianist, or surgeon. Later, I learned that he’d died of pneumonia at ninety-two, which surprised us all, including our professor, who declared, “He had the organs of a sixty-year-old.”
Maude, however, had lungs full of tumors, and her nicely painted pink nails belied the nicotine stains on her fingers from her habit. She was the opposite of Harold; her body had aged prematurely, making her organs seem like those of someone much older. One day, the Maude Squad, as we called Maude’s lab group, carved out her heart. One of the students lifted it gingerly and held it up for the others to examine, but it slipped off her glove, fell to the floor with a thud, and split apart. We all gasped—a broken heart. How easy it is, I thought, to break someone’s heart, even when you take great care not to.
Pay attention to your emotions, we’d been instructed, but it was far more convenient to close them off as we scalped our cadaver and sawed open his skull like a cantaloupe. (“It’s another Black and Decker day,” our professor said when he greeted us on the second morning of that unit. A week later, we’d do a “gentle dissection” of the ear—meaning chisels and hammers, but no saws.)
We opened each lab session by unzipping the bag containing our cadaver and pausing as a class for a minute of silence to honor the people who were letting us take their bodies apart. We started below the neck, keeping their heads covered as a sign of respect, and when we moved up to their faces, we kept their eyelids closed, again out of respect, but also to make them seem less human to us—less real.
Dissection showed us that living is a precarious thing, and we did our best to distance ourselves from this fact by lightening the mood with obscene mnemonics passed down from class to class, like the one for the cranial nerves (olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducens, facial, vestibulocochlear, glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory, and hypoglossal): Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel Virginia’s Greasy Vagina, AH. While dissecting the head and neck, the class would shout this out in unison. Then we’d hit the books and prepare for the next day’s lab.
Our hard work paid off. We aced each unit, but I’m not sure that any of us were paying attention to our emotions.
When exams rolled around, we did our first walkabout. A walkabout is just that—you walk about a roomful of skin and bone and viscera as if examining the wreckage from a horrific plane crash, except your job is to identify not the victims but the individual parts. Instead of “I think this is John Smith,” you try to figure out if the fleshy thing sitting by itself on a table is part of a hand or a foot, then say, “I think this is extensor carpi radialis longus.” But even that wasn’t the goriest experience we had.
The day we dissected Harold’s penis—cold, leathery, lifeless—the students at Maude’s table, having a cadaver with female organs, joined us to observe. Kate, my lab partner, was meticulous in her dissections (her focus, the professor liked to say, was as “sharp