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months after they occurred.

I think of this misery-seduction dynamic between Charlotte and me, and between a younger Charlotte and her parents. No matter what Charlotte did—getting drunk, staying out late, being promiscuous—it didn’t have the desired effect. This went wrong. That went wrong. Pay attention to me. Can you even hear me?

Now, after the questions about the laptop and the spilled coffee, Charlotte is asking what she should do with the Dude from the waiting room. She hadn’t seen him for a few weeks, then he came with the girlfriend, and today he came alone again. A few minutes ago, in the waiting room, he asked her on a date. Or at least she thinks it’s a date. He asked her to “hang out” tonight. She said yes.

I look at Charlotte. Why on earth would you think that’s a good idea?

Okay, I don’t say this out loud. But sometimes, and not just with Charlotte, I’ll hear something a patient is saying—some self-destructive course of action she’s taken or is about to take (for instance, telling her employer how she really feels in the service of “being authentic”)—and I’ll have to suppress the urge to blurt out, No! Don’t do it!

But I can’t just bear witness to a train wreck either.

Charlotte and I have talked about anticipating the outcome of her decisions, but I know this is more than an intellectual process. Repetition compulsion is a formidable beast. For Charlotte, stability and its attendant joy isn’t to be trusted; it makes her feel queasy, anxious. When you’re a child and your father is loving and playful, then disappears for a while, and later comes back and acts as if nothing happened—and does this repeatedly—you learn that joy is fickle. When your mother emerges from her depression and suddenly seems interested in your days and acts the way you see other kids’ moms acting, you don’t dare feel joy because you know from experience that it will all go away. And it does. Every single time. Better to expect nothing too stable. Better to “hang out” with the guy in the waiting room who either still has a girlfriend or no longer does but flirted with you when he did.

“I don’t know what his deal with the girlfriend is,” Charlotte continues. “You think this is a bad idea?”

“How do you feel about it?”

“I don’t know.” Charlotte shrugs. “Excited? Scared?”

“Scared of what?”

“I don’t know. That he won’t like me outside of the waiting room or that I’m his rebound after his girlfriend. Or that he’s fucked up because he was having problems with his girlfriend in the first place. I mean, why else would they be coming to therapy?”

Charlotte starts fidgeting, playing with her sunglasses on the arm of the chair.

“Or,” she goes on, “what if he’s still with his girlfriend and this isn’t a date but just a friend thing, and I didn’t realize that, and then I have to see him again in the waiting room each week?”

I tell Charlotte that the way she speaks about the Dude reminds me of how she’s described her state of mind before interactions with her parents, not just as a child, but now, as an adult. Will it go well? Will they behave themselves? Will we get into an argument? Will my dad show up or cancel at the last minute? Will my mom act inappropriately in public? Will we have fun? Will I be humiliated?

“Yeah,” Charlotte says. “I won’t go.” But I know she will.

When our time is up, Charlotte goes through her ritual (expressing disbelief that the hour is over, slowly packing up her belongings, stretching languidly). She ambles toward the door but stops at the threshold, as she often does to ask me a question or say something she should have said during the session. Like John, she’s prone to what we call “doorknob disclosures.”

“By the way,” she begins casually, although I have a feeling that whatever comes next will be anything but an offhand aside. It’s not uncommon for patients to go through an entire session talking about this or that, only to spill something important in the last ten seconds (“I think I’m bisexual,” “My biological mother found me on Facebook”). People do this for a variety of reasons—they’re embarrassed, they don’t want you to have a chance to comment, they want to leave you feeling as unsettled as they do. (Special delivery! Here’s all my turmoil; sit in it all week, will you?) Or it’s a wish: Keep