Tohonlo neared the gallery on the other side, where a well-built serving lass in a low-cut blouse stretched out over the balustrade, one hand extended, looking to grab the handle of the wobbling tankard. Below, the men were happy to let her know the extent to which she was admired.
“Come on, Toho, tip it on to her tits!”
The tankard wobbled its way to the girl’s outstretched fingers, she grasped it and lifted, giving a little eek as the extra weight nearly tipped her over the edge of the gallery, then she pulled herself back. A great cheer went up from the men. Tohonlo pulled his chin back and let the stick fall. He grabbed it at one end like a sword and made to thrust it at the men who’d been making the most noise while he’d been distracted. The fellows made motions and noises of pretended fear.
“Oramen!” Tove said, slapping him on the back and thumping down on the bench beside him, depositing two leather tankards of beer in front of them with a slop and slosh of spillage. “You should take a turn!” He punched Oramen’s arm.
“I told you I didn’t want another drink,” Oramen said, raising the tankard and waving it in front of Tove’s sweatily gleaming face.
Tove leaned closer. “What?” It was very noisy.
“Never mind.” Oramen shrugged. He put his old drink to one side of their table and sipped at his new one.
“You should!” Tove shouted at him as another of their company put the balancing stick on his chin and waited for the first serving girl to fill the tankard on top. Meanwhile the tankard of ale Tohonlo had transported from one gallery to the other was duly delivered to him by the second serving girl, who then skipped back upstairs, neatly avoiding most of the slaps aimed at her behind. “You should take a turn!” Tove told Oramen. “Go on! Take a turn! Go on!”
“I’d get wet.”
“What?”
“Wet,” Oramen shouted above the din. The lads were clapping loudly and rhythmically.
“Well of course it’s wet! ’S the idea!”
“Should have worn an older tunic.”
“You don’t have enough fun!” Tove said, leaning close enough for Oramen to smell his breath.
“I don’t?”
“You don’t come out as often as you ought, prince!”
“Really?”
“I hardly see you! When was the last time we went out whoring, for fuck’s sake?”
“Not for a bit, I’ll grant.”
“You can’t be fed up with it, can you?”
“With what?”
“Girls!”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“You’re not becoming a man-fucker, are you?”
“Indeed not.”
“You don’t want to fuck men, do you?”
“Heaven forfend.”
“So what’s the matter?”
“I have other things to do, Tove. I’d love to spend more time with you but I—”
“You’re not becoming some fucking man-fucker, are you? They’re worse than fucking republicans.”
“Listen: no.”
“Because I fucking love you, prince, seriously, but I fucking hate fucking man-fuckers, I really fucking do.”
“Tove, I believe you. It would be hard not to. I do not want to fuck men. Please; believe. Even just remember.”
“Well then, come on out with us. Come and have some fun!”
“I shall, I promise.”
“But do you promise?”
“Will you listen? I promise. Now stop being—”
They hadn’t even seen the fight break out. Next thing they knew, tankards and glasses were flying and men were falling over each other and themselves. Blades were supposed to be left at the door, but in the sudden mêlée Oramen thought he saw the flash of sunlight on a steel edge. He and Tove both instinctively sat back and grabbed their tankards as a man – an especially substantial and well-built man – thudded back towards them, half stumbling, half falling.
Their bench was joined by spars to the table in front of them, so everything still went flying, including them; however, Oramen had remembered that bench and table were one even as the fellow came clattering and staggering towards them, and had pulled his legs up and started swivelling on his buttocks as the man’s back and head collided with the empty bench and full table in front of them; Oramen was able to roll out of the way as the whole assemblage went careering backwards taking Tove with it, crashing into another bench and table set behind, causing curses. Oramen even saved most of his ale, which was an achievement; every drink still on the table and the one in Tove’s fist went splashing back, mostly over the people sitting at the table behind, to their unalloyed and most vocal consternation. Tove and the people at the table behind were addressing each other: