The Lucky in Love Collection - Lauren Blakely Page 0,75
perfect for our image. Theresa says a lot of local business owners are entering, but man, would I love to see our precinct win.”
“Good luck, then, with the kissing, sir. Judging from what I saw in the town square, the competition is going to be fierce in the marathon category.”
He winks. “Good thing Theresa and I have been practicing for years.” He shifts gears. “Keep up the good work, Keating.”
I thank him and leave the station, a burst of excitement in my step.
This is the first advancement opportunity that’s opened up in years. A promotion is everything I’ve been working toward. It would mean more money, more seniority, more prestige.
It would mean everything, and I intend to maintain a laser focus on getting that job.
3
Derek
One hour to go, and I’ll have nailed my first week of shifts here in a new job, in a new town.
Yay me.
It’s been busy as hell, which surprised me, but busy impresses the boss man, and that’s what I’m here to do.
Henry Granger strides out from behind the metal desk he calls his office—tucked in the corner of the space EMS shares with the firehouse next door—and parks his big hands on his hips. “Last call of the night, and I’m going to need you to handle it, McBride.”
I stand, rising from the couch. “Yes, sir.”
My partner, Hunter, stands too. “What are the deets?”
Henry scrubs a hand over his jaw, badly in need of a shave. “It won’t be pretty. We’ve got a mighty serious situation.”
“We can handle it,” I say, grabbing my paramedic bag so we can head to the van right away. “Hell, I used to work in the city. It was crazy there on Friday nights.”
Granger shakes his head, the look in his dark eyes saying I haven’t seen anything yet. “Don’t get cocky, McBride.”
“Not cocky. Just ready.”
“Yeah, yeah, city boy. You think you’ve seen it all?”
I raise my chin. I know this drill. It’s all par for the course for new guys, and I get that I have to go through it. The key is to remain strong. “I did work in San Francisco for ten years. I’ve seen a ton of shit.”
“Like what?”
He really wants me to list the calls I went on? The things we saw in the Tenderloin section would make a monster-movie fan flinch. “Let’s see. There was the time we had to take in a homeless guy who hadn’t bathed in years and had duct-taped vegetables all over his body. Rotting vegetables. Then there was the time a woman drank too much Tide because she wanted to remove the demon baby from her belly. But she wasn’t pregnant.”
Yes, this is part of the initiation. Share the horror stories.
A new voice chimes in. “Demon baby. I’ve heard of those. Did it have hooves for feet and a forked tail?” It’s Shaw, one of the firemen. I met him at the gym a few days ago.
“It might have spoken in tongues, too, had it actually existed,” I say.
He shudders. “I don’t scare easily, but demon babies scare the fuck out of me.”
“Question,” Hunter chimes in, raising a hand as if he’s in school. “What happens when the fuck is scared out of you? Does that mean you can’t, I dunno, fuck anymore?”
Shaw pumps his hips. “I can always fuck.”
Are these guys for real? There’s a call to go on, and they’re trash-talking.
Granger knows it too, and with two fingers in his mouth, he issues a powerfully shrill whistle. “Children, shut the hell up. We have serious matters to tend to. Got a guy out on Vintage Oaks Road. Says he has a bug in his penis.”
I cringe but school my expression. It can’t be worse than the vegetable wearer or the Tide swallower. But God, I fucking hate dick calls. “We just need to take him to the ER, right?” I ask, nodding toward the ambulance so we can get the hell out of here.
Shaw shoots me an are you kidding look. “Dude, you’re a paramedic. Don’t you think you should try to fix the problem, stat?”
Yeah, I’m going to need to revise my stance on staying stoic. “That’s why doctors get the big bucks. To remove shit like that.”
Granger claps my shoulder. “You use the forceps to get it out.”
I die inside. This is the worst. Give me the unbathed masses needing transport, any day. “Okay,” I choke out.
He lifts his chin, studying me. “What? Is this hard for you, city boy?”