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the corner of his eye, he saw a halo of golden light appear around Burnzurfais, which probably explained why he lasted three whole seconds before keeling over.

[Group][Burnzurfais]: ffs

[Guild][Ialdir]: is Mike around?

[Guild][Ignatius]: he’s making me a sammich

[Guild][Ialdir]: is there any reason for a fire ele to use that pb aoe lightning thingy

[Guild][Ignatius]: I’ll ask

[Guild][Ialdir]: thanks Helen

Solace was standing over the perennially incapacitated Burnzurfais, slowly bringing him back to life.

[Guild][Heurodis]: there isnt

[Guild][Heurodis]: fire aoe rotation should be fb to proc rof, then conflag til everythings dead

[Guild][Ialdir]: do you even play an elementalist

[Guild][Heurodis]: i had one back in RotU before they got nerfed

[Group][Burnzurfais]: heal me

[Guild][Ignatius]: Mike says Eye of the Storm is mostly a threat generator for the tanking tree

[Guild][Ignatius]: fire normally waits until Reign of Fire is up, then spams conflagration

[Group][Burnzurfais]: heal me

[Guild][Heurodis]: :D

[Guild][Jargogle]: I thought it was against the rules to encourage Bjorn.

Ignatius has now been demoted to Guild Peon

[Guild][Ignatius]: hey, I was out the room, doing you a favour, Jacob

Ignatius has now been promoted to Guild Mascot

[Group][Orcarella]: mb before boss?

[Group][Solace]: please

Solace curled up on the floor and began sipping what was probably a delicious mug of [Fermented Cave Mould].

[Group][Burnzurfais]: heal me

[Group][Ialdir]: Dude, you’re an elementalist.

[Group][Ialdir]: not only do you have your own healing spells

[Group][Ialdir]: you can make your own food for free

[Group][Burnzurfais]: is healers job to heal

[Group][Burnzurfais]: stupid ffn noob healer

Drew gave up, right-clicked Burnzurfais, and initiated a vote-kick.

Burnzurfais vanished.

[Group][Solace]: Thank you

[Group][Solace]: Sadly, I can’t heal dickhead

[Group][Orcarella]: Want me to requeue?

[Group][Ialdir]: I think I’m done with randoms for today

[Group][Solace]: We can three man

[Group][Solace]: And now Mr Likestodie has gone we can go back and down Irontongue too

[Group][Orcarella]: God do we have to?

Solace shuffled up so close to Orcarella that the sleeves of her robe were clipping through the dread knight’s spiky armour, and performed a winsome little animation.

[Group][Solace]: Please?

[Group][Solace]: Please?

[Group][Solace]: Please?

[Group][Solace]: I’ll heal you real good baby.

Drew was glad he was sitting on the other side of a chunky orc in a skull-shaped helmet because he thought he might be blushing.

[Yell][The Forge Master]: MORE STEEL, MORE FIRE, MORE SERVANTS FOR THE GREAT MACHINE!

[Group][Orcarella]: Well, since you put it that way.

[Group][Solace]: Yay

Solace boinged happily around the cavern, just out of reach of the towering rock giant.

[Group][Ialdir]: If you pull, we’re letting you die

[Group][Solace]: gogogogogogoggogogo

[Group][Orcarella]: sure we can do this?

[Group][Ialdir]: course we can, we’re the most progressed casual guild on the server

[Group][Solace]: I’ve 3-manned this with Morag and Bjorn a bunch of times

[Group][Orcarella]: you must kick a lot of randoms

[Group][Solace]: No, no, we fly in the door

[Group][Ialdir]: Omg retro

[Group][Orcarella]: Um why

[Group][Solace]: It’s fun

[Group][Ialdir]: Omg crazy

[Group][Ialdir]: Having fun in the game

[Group][Orcarella]: right, lets do this

[Group][Orcarella]: Ill turn him to face the back wall

[Group][Orcarella]: Ialdir you’re on rocklings

[Group][Solace]: Let me switch to Glory

[Group][Solace]: It’s got slightly better DPS

[Group][Ialdir]: You know what else is really good DPS

[Group][Solace]: Bjorn

[Group][Ialdir]: *cries*

Drew carefully put what was left of his Dr Pepper out of harm’s way. He caught a glimpse of the time on his minimap and realised they’d been in the instance for over half an hour. Normally, he could blitz this place in twenty minutes, and it still felt like forever.

And, shit, he was meant to be meeting his mates for the £5.95 lunch deal in the Slug and Lettuce down the road. Well, it was only the pub, he could be late. They’d take the piss, but, hey, what were friends for?

He checked his buffs, made sure Solace had mana, and ran straight for Pyrite’s crotch, dropping CoC somewhere under his big toe. He strafed round, and Pyrite wheeled after him, waving huge rocky fists and paying no attention to the arrows thunking into his gold-encrusted arse. It was a pretty straightforward fight most of the time, and Ella had nothing to do except swing her maces at the boss’s knees and occasionally get slammed on the head.

Now that Drew thought about it, tanking wasn’t exactly a dignified role a lot of the time. He basically spent his evenings staring at a series of monstrous packages and being chewed on by irate minions. Unless it all went wrong, and then he was running around like a headless chicken right up to the point where he dropped dead.

But things were a bit more tense with only three. Every so often, Pyrite would stop and encase a member of the party in something called Fool’s Gold, and they had to be broken out by the DPS. Since Ialdir was the only one there who could do anything remotely approaching damage and Drew had to keep the boss against