A Little Hatred (The Age of Madness #1) - Joe Abercrombie Page 0,18

pursed, then took Orso’s half-full wine glass and spat into it. Even under those circumstances, he noticed, she held it by the stem in the most elegant manner. She scraped her tongue against her front teeth, spat again and set the glass down on the desk next to hers.

Orso watched his seed float around in the wine. ‘That … is somewhat disgusting.’

‘Please.’ Savine rinsed her mouth out from the other glass. ‘You only have to look at it.’

‘Such cavalier disrespect. One day, madam, I shall be your king!’

‘And your queen will no doubt spit your come into a golden box to be shared out on holidays for the public good. My congratulations to you both, Your Highness.’

He gave vent to a silly giggle. ‘Why does someone as altogether perfect as you waste her energy on a dolt like me?’

She pushed out her lips discerningly, as though considering the mystery, and for a strange, stupid moment he almost asked her. The words tickled at his lips. There was no one better suited to him. She had all the qualities he wished he had. So sharp. So disciplined. So decisive. Besides, it would have been worth it just for the look on his mother’s face. He almost asked her.

But circumstances always conspired to stop him doing the right thing.

‘I can only think of one reason,’ she said, hitching her skirts up and wriggling onto the desk beside him.

His sweaty arse juddered against the leather as he slid down onto still-wobbly legs, trousers flopping about his ankles. He flipped the box open and sprinkled some pearl dust onto the back of his hand, sniffed half himself then offered her the rest.

‘Let it never be said I think only of myself,’ he said as she covered one nostril to snort it up. She blinked at the ceiling for a moment, eyelids fluttering, as if she might sneeze. Then she dropped back on her elbows, working her hips towards him.

‘Get to it, then.’

‘You really are in no mood for romance today, are you?’

She slid her fingers into his hair, then twisted his head somewhat painfully down between her legs. ‘My time is valuable.’

‘The naked gall.’ Orso gave a sigh as he hooked her leg over his shoulder, sliding his hand down the bare skin, hearing her gasp, feeling her shudder. He kissed gently at her shin, at her knee, at her thigh. ‘Is there no end to the demands of one’s subjects?’

The Breakers

‘What sort of a name is Vick, anyway?’

‘Short for Victarine.’

‘Very fucking fancy,’ sneered Grise. Vick hadn’t known her long, but she was already getting tired of her. ‘Daresay you’ve got a fucking “dan” in your name, too, eh, your ladyship?’

She was joking. But things had to get pretty funny before Vick started laughing, and this didn’t qualify.

She held Grise’s eye. ‘I did have a “dan” in my name, once. My father was Master of the Royal Mints. Had a great big apartment in the Agriont.’ And Vick nodded towards her best idea of where the fortress was, though the points of the compass were hard to tell apart in a mouldy cellar. ‘Right next to the palace. Big enough for a statue of Harod the Great in the hall. Life fucking size.’

Grise had quite the frown on her round face now, light flickering across it as boots, and hoofs, and cartwheels clattered past the little windows high up near the ceiling. ‘You grew up in the Agriont?’

‘You weren’t listening. My father had an apartment there. But when I was eight years old, he trod on the wrong toes and the Inquisition took him. I hear it was Old Sticks himself who asked the questions.’

That changed the atmosphere, Grise flinching a little and Tallow blinking into the shadows as if the Arch Lector himself might be loitering behind the dusty shelves with a dozen Practicals.

‘My father was innocent. Of what they accused him of, anyway. But once Old Sticks got started …’ Vick slapped the table with a bang, Tallow jumping so high he nearly hit the ceiling. ‘He leaked confessions like a broken drain. High Treason. They sent him to Angland. To the camps right up North.’ Vick didn’t feel much like it, but she grinned. ‘And no one likes to split up a happy family. So they sent my ma with him. My ma, and my brother, and my sisters, and me. The camps, Grise. That’s where I grew up. So don’t question my commitment to the cause. Not ever.’

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