Great. Adorable, just what I wanted to hear. "Thanks."
"I especially like the ribbons at your throat. We'll all be wearing them, you know."
"Sorry about that," I said.
She frowned at me. "I think they just set off the dress."
It was my turn to frown. "You're serious, aren't you?"
Elsie looked puzzled. "Well, of course I am. Don't you like the dresses?"
I decided not to answer on the grounds that it might piss someone off. I guess, what can you expect from a woman who has a perfectly good name like Elizabeth, but prefers to be named after a cow?
"Is this the absolutely last thing we can use for camouflage, Mrs. Cassidy?" I asked.
She nodded, once, very firmly.
I sighed, and she smiled. Victory was hers, and she knew it. I knew I was beaten the moment I saw the dress, but if I'm going to lose, I'm going to make someone pay for it. "All right. It's done. This is it. I'll wear it."
Mrs. Cassidy beamed at me. Elsie smiled. Kasey smirked. I hiked the hoop skirt up to my knees and stepped off the platform. The hoop swung like a bell with, me as the clapper.
The phone rang. Mrs. Cassidy went to answer it, a lift in her step, a song in her heart, and me out of her shop. Joy in the afternoon.
I was struggling to get the wide skirt through the narrow little door that led to the changing rooms when she called, "Ms. Blake, it's for you. A Detective Sergeant Storr."
"See, Mommy, I told you she was a policewoman," Kasey said.
I didn't explain because Elsie had asked me not to, weeks ago. She thought Kasey was too young to know about animators and zombies and vampire slayings. Not that any child of eight could not know what a vampire was. They were pretty much the media event of the decade.
I tried to put the phone to my left ear, but the damned flowers got in the way. Pressing the receiver in the bend of my neck and shoulder, I reached back to undo the collar. "Hi, Dolph, what's up?"
"Murder scene." His voice was pleasant, like he should sing tenor.
"What kind of murder scene?"
"Messy."
I finally pulled the collar free and dropped the phone.
"Anita, you there?"
"Yeah, having some wardrobe trouble."
"What?"
"It's not important. Why do you want me to come down to the scene?"
"Whatever did this wasn't human."
"Vampire?"
"You're the undead expert. That's why I want you to come take a look."
"Okay, give me the address, and I'll be right there." There was a notepad of pale pink paper with little hearts on it. The pen had a plastic cupid on the end of it. "St. Charles, I'm not more than fifteen minutes from you."
"Good." He hung up.
"Good-bye to you, too, Dolph." I said it to empty air just to feel superior. I went back into the little room to change.