"That would help, and you getting some bodyguards from home, and maybe calling in Bernardo and Olaf now, before anyone's dead, as backup wouldn't be a bad idea."
"Olaf still thinks I'm his girlfriend or something."
"The couple that slaughters people together stays together."
"That wasn't really very funny," I said.
"Yes, it was, but I apologize anyway. We both know that someday you, or I, will have to kill Olaf because he's decided to kill you."
"If he really plans on killing me he'll kill you first, Edward, because he knows that you won't rest until he's dead."
"You'd do the same for me."
"True, so he'd kill us really close together, so neither of us could go all revenge on his ass."
"Probably," Edward said.
"And yet, you'll call him in to back us up on this case."
"He's a good man in a fight."
"He's a crazy psycho killer, is what he is," I said.
"Technically he's not psychotic."
"So just a crazy killer," I said.
"Yeah." He smiled and it actually reached his eyes; it was a real smile, not Ted's smile, but Edward smiling. I didn't get to see the smile often, so I valued it when I did. I had to smile back.