Divine Misdemeanors(30)

 

Both officers were looking at the little faery as she scooped icing off the cake and ate it as delicately as a cat with cream on its paw.

 

Alice said, "I've never heard it explained that clearly before." She gave a nod to Robert. "Sorry, boss man, but it's the truth."

 

Robert said, "No, you're right." He looked at me, and it was a more intent look than before. "I forgot that you were educated at human schools. You have a bachelor of science in biology, correct?"

 

I nodded.

 

"It makes you uniquely able to explain our world to their world."

 

I thought about shrugging but just said, "I've been explaining my world to their world since I was six and my father took me out of faerie to be educated in public school."

 

"Those of us who were exiled when that happened always wondered why Prince Essus did it."

 

I smiled. "I'm sure there were plenty of rumors."

 

"Yes, but not the truth, I think."

 

I did shrug then. My father had taken me into exile because his sister, my aunt, the Queen of Air and Darkness, had tried to drown me. If I'd been truly sidhe and immortal, I couldn't have died by drowning. The fact that my father had to save me meant that I wasn't immortal, and to my aunt Andais that meant that I was no different than if someone's purebred dog had accidentally gotten pregnant by the neighbors' mongrel. If I could be drowned, then I should be.

 

My father had taken me and his household into exile to keep me safe. To the human media he did it so I would know my country of birth, and not just be a creature of faerie. It was some of the most positive publicity the Unseelie Court had ever gotten.

 

Robert was watching me. I went back to my icing, because I did not dare share the truth with anyone outside the court. Family secrets are something the sidhe, both flavors, take seriously.

 

Alice had set the tray on the coffee table and was taking orders, starting at the opposite side of the room with Doyle. He ordered an exotic coffee that he'd ordered the first time we'd come here, and that he liked to have at the house. It wasn't a coffee that I'd ever seen in faerie, which meant that he'd been outside enough to grow fond of it. He was also the only sidhe I'd ever seen with a nipple piercing to go with all his earrings. Again, it spoke of time outside faerie, but when? In my lifetime he hadn't been that far from the queen's side for any length of time that I remembered.

 

I loved him dearly, but it was one of those moments when I realized, again, that I honestly didn't know that much about him, not really.

 

The Fear Dearg ordered one of those coffee drinks that has so much in it that it's more milk shake than coffee. The officers passed, and then it was my turn. I wanted Earl Grey tea, but the doctor had made me give up caffeine for the duration of the pregnancy. Earl Grey without caffeine seemed wrong, so I ordered green tea with jasmine. Frost ordered straight Assam, but took cream and sugar with it. He liked black teas brewed strong, then made sweet and pale.