"Crudely but accurately put, ma petite."
"I'm going to ask the Traveler for help."
"We have bargained for all the aid we will ever get from them, ma petite. Do not put yourself further in their debt. I beg this of you."
"You've never begged anything of me," I said.
"Then heed me now, ma petite. Do not do this."
"I'm not going to bargain," I said.
He let out a breath as if he'd been holding it. "Good, ma petite, very good."
"I'm just going to ask."
"Ma petite, ma petite, what have I just told you?"
"Look, we're trying to save vampire lives here, not just human. Vampires are legal in this country. It doesn't just mean you get privileges. It comes with a price. Or it should."
"You are going to appeal to the council's sense of justice?" He didn't bother to keep the incredulity out of his voice. In fact, he played on it.
Put that way it sounded silly, but... "The council is partially to blame for what's happening. They've endangered their own people. Good leaders don't do that."
"No one has ever accused them of being good leaders, ma petite. They just are. It is not a question of good or bad. We fear them, and that is enough."
"Bullshit. That isn't enough. It isn't even close to enough."
He sighed. "Promise me only that you will not bargain with them. Make your request but do not offer them anything for their aid. You must swear this to me, ma petite. Please."
It was the "please" that did it, and the fear in his voice. "I promise. It's their job to do this. You don't bargain to get someone to do what they're supposed to do in the first place."
"You are a wondrous combination of cynicism and naivete, ma petite."
"You think it's naive to expect the council to help the vampires of this city?"
"They will ask what is in it for them, ma petite. What will you say?"
"I'll tell them it's their duty, and call them honorless bastards if they don't do it."
He did laugh then. "I would pay to hear this conversation."
"Would it help for you to listen in?"
"No. If they suspect it is my idea, they will demand a price. Only you, ma petite, could be this naive before them and hope to be believed."
I didn't think of myself as naive, and it bugged me that he did. Of course, he was nearly three centuries older than I was. Madonna probably seemed naive to him. "I'll let you know how it goes."
"Oh, the Traveler will make very certain that I know the outcome."
"Am I about to get you in trouble?"
"We are already in trouble, ma petite. It cannot get much deeper."
"Was that meant to be comforting?" I asked.
"Un peu," he said.
"That meant 'a little,' right?"