The rest of them took pictures, the flashes exploding in my face one after the other.
I had no choice but to look away and when I was able to focus, I saw Daisy had not missed a beat and was standing beside me striking a pose and giving them a face set in “smolder.”
Jeez.
I looked back at the women. “Stop taking pictures.”
Immediately, five cameras dropped.
My eyes went to Annette. “What gives?” I asked.
“Rock Chick Tour,” she answered.
“Oh my God, sugar, that is such a good idea!” Daisy squealed.
But I stared.
Then I repeated, “Rock Chick Tour?”
“Yeah,” Annette replied. “We start here at Fortnum’s for coffee. Then we go to Sissy and Dom’s house, where Ava and Luke got caught in a drive-by. Then we go to the alley where Jules kicked those drug dealers’ asses. Then we go to that bar where Jet got shot at the poker game. Then we go to the mansion where Stella’s apartment exploded. Then we go to Sadie’s art gallery because it’s all okay now, but it wasn’t okay when it was torched. Blah, blah, blah,” she rolled her hand in front of her and finished, “We eat lunch at Lincoln’s and end with cocktails at Smithie’s.”
I kept staring at her.
“You need to take them to Thornton to the haunted house thing where Billy caught up with Roxie,” Daisy advised. “The haunted house ain’t runnin’, but they still got all the buildings there.”
“Phat!” Annette shouted. “I’ll add that to our itinerary.”
“I’m not part of no tour!” Tex boomed, and the five women again turned to him, lifted their cameras and started taking photos. “Put down those f**kin’ cameras!” Tex roared on a ferocious scowl.
The women dropped their cameras again, but they weren’t offended or frightened. They were all smiling, giving each other happy looks, and two of them were even giggling.
I remained focused.
“Annette, you can’t do Rock Chick Tours,” I told her.
“Bitch, I so can,” she told me. “I got the idea when the articles came out. I set it up, then Roxie told me about the book yesterday so now I have to do it.”
“I’ve read the book, like, five times,” one woman said.
“I’ve read it three,” another woman put in.
“You’re my favorite character, Ally,” a third told me.
I was her favorite character?
“I read it last night,” Daisy said, moving into their huddle. “Stayed up all night. My favorite part was when Lee caught Indy and Tex during their B&E. Laughed myself sick, and when I did I woke Marcus. He was not happy.”
The women closed ranks on the huddle and one remarked, “My favorite is the living room tussle.”
“Mm-hmm, that one’s good too,” Daisy agreed.
“The Head Olympics discussion and the ensuing wrestling match,” another one said, and Daisy emitted her tinkly bell laugh.
“Oo, sugar, that one’s way good,” Daisy again agreed.
“Ohmigod,” the woman breathed to the one at her side, “Daisy called me ‘sugar’.”
“Sure I called you sugar, sugar,” Daisy said on a huge bright smile.