“See?” Boyd bit off to Liza.
Liza glared at him and then looked at Jarot. “You’re right, honey. Frig just means frig. Now, please don’t say that at school or, well… ever.”
“For goodness sakes, it’s just frig,” Silas entered the conversation at this point.
“Dad!” Now Liza was snapping at her father.
“Oh my God, Dad,” Faye whispered, also to her father.
“He’s a boy,” Silas shrugged. “Boys, you gotta give on some things.”
“Here we go,” Faye muttered to her plate and Chace looked at her to see her chin tucked in her neck and her eyes focused with keen attention on her food.
“Um… I’m sorry?”
This came from Sondra and he’d been at this table once, the dinner wasn’t entirely consumed, the birthday cake to come was deep into the horizon, therefore he didn’t know Sondra but for less than an hour and still, Chace read her tone was dangerous.
“Now –” Silas started but Sondra cut him off.
“Don’t even go there.”
“Sondra –” Silas tried again.
“No,” Sondra interrupted again. “There are not different rules for girls and boys, Silas. You tried that with Jude and I didn’t like it then. You can’t try it again with Jarot and Robbie.”
“No offense, Sondra, but, personally, I don’t give a frig if my kid says frig and he’s my kid,” Boyd interjected.
“Well, personally, I do,” Liza retorted. “And he’s my kid too.”
“You girls don’t like it, never did,” Silas started as if it was all the same to him. “But no matter, things are just different between boys and girls, men and women. That’s the way it is, that’s the way it’ll always be.”
“Oh frak,” Faye muttered to her plate again.
“It is not!” Liza said in a near shout.
“Love you, Liza darlin’, but it is,” Silas replied.
Liza’s eyes sliced to her sister. “Please, God, tell me this one,” she jerked her head at Chace, “is enlightened since these two,” she jerked her head at Boyd and Silas’s end of the table, “are not.”
“Well, uh… Chace is a little old-fashioned,” unfortunately Faye shared. “He won’t let me pay for anything and he never lets me pour my own drink.”
“Good man,” Silas muttered on a nod to Chace.
“Right on,” Boyd muttered, grinning at Chace.
“Gentlemanly behavior will never be old-fashioned,” Sondra chimed in, her eyes on Chace. “I’m pleased to know you’re a gentleman, Chace. But, no pressure, if things should progress and your children someday sit at this table, I hope you will not be okay with them saying frig.”
Chace didn’t get a chance to reply which was good since he didn’t intend to do so. This was primarily because, if he and Faye had boys, he didn’t care if they said frig but if they had girls, no way in hell. He knew by the conversation half the inhabitants of that table of legal drinking age would not take to that very well.
But he didn’t get the chance to reply because Sondra’s eyes cut to Faye and she concluded, “Or frak.”
“I like frak!” Robbie shared at this point then unfortunately for his aunt, went on, “It’s fraking great!”
“Frak,” Faye whispered and Chace put some effort into not doing what he had an overwhelming desire to do, burst out laughing not only at Faye’s whisper and Robbie’s comment but also at Liza and Sondra turning infuriated eyes her way.
Boyd was feeling what Chace was feeling and Chace knew this because he didn’t bite back his laugher. He just roared with it.
Silas grinned at his grandson.