Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating - Christina Lauren Page 0,21
enough now to realize this must be her Goin’ Golfin’ costume. She’s also wearing my apron and standing at the sink as a cloud of black smoke balloons around her.
“I’m not used to your stove,” she says by way of explanation, trying to angle her body to hide whatever is happening in front of her.
“It’s just gas.” I bend to retrieve a towel and use it to wrap around the handle of the still-smoking cast-iron pan. The aroma of burnt bacon quickly saturates my T-shirt. Walking the pan to the back door, I set it on the painted concrete porch outside to cool.
“I have gas at home but it doesn’t do that.”
“Doesn’t do what?” I say over my shoulder. “Make fire?”
“It doesn’t make it so hot!”
Closing the door behind me, I toss the towel to the counter and survey the damage. I think she’s been making pancakes. Or at least that’s what the beige liquid running down the front of the lower cabinets indicates. There’s a torn bag of flour and what has to be the contents of my entire pantry scattered across the countertop. There are dishes everywhere. I take a deep, calming breath before continuing.
“It’s a professional-grade range.” I pick up the garbage can to swipe a handful of broken eggshells inside. “It has higher BTUs, so it gets hotter faster and can generate a larger flame.”
She puts on an affected British accent. “Riveting, young sir.”
Winnie sits obediently just outside the kitchen and watches with what I swear is a look that can only mean Do you see what I put up with?
Yeah, Winnie. I do.
“Hazel, what are you doing?”
She holds up both hands. In one there’s a Mickey Mouse spatula she must have brought from her place; the other palm is stained purple. I don’t even want to know. “I’m making breakfast before we go golfing.”
“We could have just gone out for breakfast.” By the looks of things, we’ll have to do that anyway.
“I mean, obviously the bacon is a bit . . . ashier than I normally like,” she says, “but we still have pancakes.” At the stove, she plates up two of the saddest flapjacks I’ve ever seen. Turning back to me, she holds the plate proudly. “How many do you want?”
I’m surprised by the wave of fondness that angles through my chest. Hazel nearly created a fire in my kitchen, I have a bruise on my forehead from her umbrella—and a lock to fix—but I’d still rather choke down a plateful than hurt her feelings while she’s wearing argyle and a beret. “Just the two.”
“Good,” she says brightly, setting the plate on the counter and depositing a bottle of syrup next to it. Ready to start another batch, she reaches for a pitcher of batter and pours it into what I can tell from here is a too-hot pan. “I talked to your sister this morning.”
I look up from where I’m delicately scraping off some of the burnt bits. “Already?” I glance to the clock on the stove. “It’s barely eight.”
“I know, but I texted her last night when I thought someone was breaking in. I had to update her that I wasn’t being murdered in bed, which led to me having to tell her you’re home.”
Great. If there’s anyone who’s going to gloat over this, it’s Emily. She might even throw a party. I return to my pancakes. “What did she say?”
“I didn’t give her any other details. She wants you to call when you’re up.”
“I’m sure she does,” I say, barely loud enough for her to hear, but she does.
“You know, you don’t have to tell her everything. Saying you ended things is plenty.”
“How do you think that’ll work?” I look up as she tucks a strand of hair behind her ear, exposing the long line of her neck. “You’d be able to keep from spilling that Tabby was cheating for over a year?”
Hazel looks at me quizzically. “It’s not my story to tell.”
The idea of not having to share the specifics makes relief rush through me, cool and limber. Emily would never run out of I told you sos.
I look down to see a mournful Winnie staring up at me, her brown eyes pleading for me to drop something. I tear off a chunk of pancake and carefully feed it to the dog.
“Don’t spoil her,” Hazel tells me over her shoulder.
“Hazel. The dog you don’t want me to spoil is wearing a Wonder Woman T-shirt.”