his own, that Jason Washington had been the best of that elite breed—earned, because of overtime, as much money as a chief inspector. And for another, he had liked being the best homicide detective. It was intellectually challenging, stimulating work. He had routinely been given the most difficult cases.
Washington’s friendship with Peter Wohl had been seriously strained when Wohl had had him transferred to the newly formed Special Operations Division eighteen months before. There had been no harsh words—Jason Washington was not only genuinely fond of Wohl, but regarded him as the second-smartest man in the Philadelphia Police Department—and by rationalizing that if he intended to retire from the department as at least an Inspector, now was the time to start taking the promotion exams, Washington had accepted his new duties.
Washington pointed to a full-length mirror mounted on the wall. In it was reflected the image of a good-looking young man with earphones on his head, seated before a typewriter. His face was contorted with deep frustration and resignation. His eyebrows rose in disbelief. He shook his head, then typed very quickly and very briefly.
It was comical. Wohl was tempted to laugh. And did.
“The tapes,” Sergeant Washington said.
“Ah, the tapes,” Wohl said.
The young man, whose name was Matthew M. Payne, and who had been Wohl’s administrative assistant before his promotion to detective, sensed that he was the subject of their attention, and tore the earphones from his head.
“It is not kind to mock a young detective doing his best,” he said.
“Chagrin overwhelms me,” Sergeant Washington said.
Wohl walked to Payne’s desk.
“How’s it going?” he asked.
Payne pointed at the sheet of paper in the typewriter.
“Slowly and painfully,” he said.
“Get anything?” Wohl asked.
“They speaketh in tongues,” Payne said. “I have learned that they have a ‘Plan B’ and a ‘Plan C,’ but I have no idea what the hell that means.”
“It’s a dirty job,” Wohl said, gently mocking, “but someone has to do it.”
“Why me, dear Lord, why me?”
“Because you can type,” Wohl said. “Where did you get that?” he asked, pointing to the dictating apparatus Payne was using.
“There’s a place on Market Street, across from Reading Terminal,” Payne said.
“You bought it?”
“It was either buy it or suffer terminal index finger using that thing,” Payne said, pointing to a tape recorder, and miming—jabbing his index finger—as he added, “ahead three seconds, rewind three seconds, ahead three seconds. I was wearing out my finger.”
“What did it cost?”
“Don’t ask.”
Wohl chuckled.
“How’s it coming?”
“There are thirteen tapes. I am on number three.”
“We still on for tomorrow?”
“Yes, indeed, sir. I wish to play for ten dollars a stroke, plus side bets. It would please me greatly to have you pay for this electronic marvel.”
“Merion at twelve, right?”
“Bring your checkbook.”
The relationship between Inspector Wohl and Detective Payne was unusual. Generally, it was believed that Wohl had elected to become Payne’s rabbi, which was to say he had seen in the younger man the intelligence and character traits that would, down the pike, make him a fine senior police officer, and had chosen to be his mentor. That was true, but the best explanation of their relationship Peter had ever heard had come from his mother, who had said Matt was the little brother he had never had.
Wohl turned and walked out of the room, pausing before Washington’s desk.
“If he shows any signs of slowing up—much less trying to leave—use your whip,” he said.
“Yes, sir,” Washington said.
Detective Payne replaced the headset, then held his hand, middle finger extended, in a very disrespectful gesture, over his head.
Wohl went down the corridor, got into his official unmarked car, and headed downtown for his meeting with Chief Inspector Lowenstein.
Five minutes later, the telephone in the Investigations Section rang. Sergeant Washington answered it, called out “Matt!” and when there was no answer, got up and walked to Payne’s desk, tapped him on the shoulder, and then pointed to the telephone.
Payne took his earphones off, punched an illuminated button on the telephone on the desk, and picked it up.
“Payne,” he said.
“Would you hold please for Mr. Nesbitt?” a female voice said.
“No,” Payne said.
“Excuse me?”
“You tell Mr. Nesbitt when he finally learns how to dial a telephone himself, I’ll be glad to talk to him,” Payne said, and hung up.
He looked over at Washington.
“That pisses me off,” he announced.
“What, specifically, causes you to have an uncontrollable impulse to pass water?” Washington asked.
“Would you hold please for Mr. More Important Than You Are?” Matt said in a high soprano.