How to Repair a Mechanical Heart - By J. C. Lillis Page 0,69
still he longs for Joe, his truck-driving partner with the sexy sideburns and the shapely—”
I smack him. “Sto-op.”
“He still remembers that fateful night…hauling a truckload of tennis balls through Tuscaloosa…”
“Oh my God.”
“The tape deck was playing—help me, Bran.”
I roll my eyes. “Journey’s Greatest Hits.”
“Brilliant.” He grins and slides a hand up my thigh. I feel my muscles loosen a little. “Joe’s face in the silvery moonlight had never looked so enticing…they sang ‘Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’ together, their voices entwining in unexpected harmony.”
“They pulled over at a rest stop.”
“Yes. Hot.” He nests his chin on my shoulder. “For twenty stolen minutes, under the stars in a dense patch of forest, they—”
“Twenty minutes?”
“No?”
I’m grinning now. “You’re, ah, selling their passion short.”
“You’re right. For shame.” He nips my ear. “For forty-five stolen minutes, they unlocked the secrets of each other…their cares melting away as they whispered—”
“Take it somewhere else.”
I jump. Camo Pants is right in front of us. He’s chewing on a toothpick and standing like the football players at school did before a big game: fists on waist, legs planted far apart. I go cold.
Abel smiles, still in fic-land. “Sorry. Did you say something?”
“Yep. I said, take it somewhere else.”
Abel flutters his lashes. “Like where?”
“Anywhere I don’t have to see it.”
Shut up. Please shut up, I message Abel, thinking of the call to my parents: “I’m so sorry. Your son was shot to death in a campground laundry room.” But the guy’s done for now. He clomps off to the soda machine, shooting a glare over his shoulder.
Abel snorts and swallows a giggle. I let out the breath I’d been holding.
“What a goon.” Abel elbows me.
“Uh-huh.”
“Hey.”
“What.”
“I want to take you on a date,” he says. “Like a cheesy old-school restaurant date.”
My heart’s still hammering. “When?”
“When we’re back on the road, like in Nebraska or Iowa. Some weirdo small town where we’ll never ever be again. We’ll find someplace good.” He hooks his fingers through mine. “Say yes.”
“Okay…”
“How come you always do that?” he grins.
“Do what?”
“Squeeze my hand twice? It’s cute.”
“Oh…” Camo Pants bangs out of the laundry room, the rusty bells slapping the glass door. “It’s dumb.”
“There’s a story? Tell me!”
I keep my eyes on the door. He’ll come back any minute with a rifle, the same battered .223 Remington he just used to shoot up coyotes in the Utah backwoods. “Mom used to do that when I was a kid,” I tell Abel. “Sort of a tradition. She said it was like—” Footsteps scuffle, metal rattles outside.
“Like what?”
It’s just an old lady with a shopping cart. “…It was our secret code for ‘I love you.’ That way we could say it any time, even when we couldn’t talk. Like in the middle of church or whatever.”
“That’s intensely sweet.”
“Yeah.”
“A good kind of secret.”
You can’t keep secrets from God, guys. He knows everything.
“Bran?”
He sees everything.
“You okay? What’s wrong?”
I stab my nails into my palm. The Father Mike stuff won’t come back.
I won’t let it.
“You’ve got cream on your cheek,” I tell him.
“Geez. Don’t scare me like that.” He wipes it off and forces a laugh. “It’s like you were past-tense Brandon for a minute.”
I get up and start raking our warm dry clothes out of the dented machine, just to shield my face from his field of vision. I don’t want Abel to know that maybe there is no past-tense Brandon after all. Only present imperfect. And if I’m not extra-careful now, he’s going to ruin everything.
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CHURCH OF ABANDON ROLL CALL!!
retro robot: helloooooo? who’s still here? anyone? **tumbleweeds**
amity crashful: I am!
sorcha doo: me.
whispering!sage: me too but tbh, at this point I’m just kinda killing time until the Castaway Planet premiere. I mean after the hey_mamacita thing…
a_rose_knows: I know, and plus abandon fic is redundant now. like why am I writing you sex scenes when you’re doing it for real as I type?
sorcha doo: except rosey your scenes are probably better lol
amity crashful: I have to admit they were 10000x sexier when they were tragic and unrequited. ugh! WTF is wrong with me? this is why all my relationships are doomed.
lone detective: Well, not to worry. IF they’re actually together, they’ll be broken up soon. Not that any of you will care by then.
sorcha doo: detective will you shut it! why are you still around??
lone detective: Oh, for the most entertaining part of fandom. Fiddling while Rome burns.
Chapter Twenty-Five
“Our first date.” Abel clutches my hand in the Tuscan-tiled waiting cove, bouncing on the heels of his dirty white wingtips. “This is so fun!”