Hard Love (Trophy Boyfriends #3) - Sara Ney Page 0,7
As long as I’ve known her, Madison has never had a boyfriend, but she’s always on the prowl for one. Not in a bad way; she just cannot find a normal, decent guy to love her.
“The guys are…” Hollis has to check her phone. “Axe throwing.”
Axe throwing? What does that mean? Are they literally throwing axes? “Are they going to be there all night?”
Hollis’s nose goes back in her phone, fingers typing furiously. “For the next hour or so? Would you mind if we popped in? Or is that weird?”
“I don’t think it’s weird to want to see your fiancé—you have a crush on him,” I tease, just to see her blush. And it’s true; she has a major crush on her soon-to-be husband, partly because they haven’t known each other all that long. Weeks.
Not months, not years.
Then again, when you know, you know.
You know?
“We have reservations at Pucker, but I can always cancel them, no big deal.” Madison is already pulling up the bar’s app.
Pucker is the drag bar downtown, in the city, where we were going to spend the remainder of the evening. Apparently there’s a huge chandelier in the center of the room, multiple stages—and loads of fun for bachelorette parties.
Madison, party planner extraordinaire, begins gathering up the troops now that Ginger is done with her sex toy spiel, the energy kicked up a notch at the thought of spending the rest of the night with hunky, manly men.
My stomach churns and I place a hand there, nerves dancing.
Three
Tripp
I’m in hell.
That can be the only explanation for this.
Just when I thought I’d be able to leave after the last game of axe throwing—go home and take off this godforsaken lumberjack costume—Buzz throws a wrench in my damn night because Hollis texted and said the girls were joining the boys for a bit before both parties moved on to their next stop of the night.
Now I’m stuck here still throwing axes for the time being.
FML.
A short while later, the door to Axe to Grind blows open and a dozen tittering women walk through.
Every male head in the place swivels.
It’s impossible not to; they look like a small army of pink Barbie dolls, the only one standing out is unmistakably Hollis, with her all-white outfit, white wig, and BRIDE sash. Plus, they’re loud. And laughing. And wearing pink wigs.
Drones. Pretty little dolls here to cause mischief.
Granted, most of Hollis’s friends seem normal. From what I’ve seen the few times I’ve been introduced, they’re not your average WAGs (wives and girlfriends of professional athletes) since she doesn’t come from that crowd herself. Her friends are hard-working, normal women. Nurses. Teachers. One is a barista. One is a dance instructor. Blah blah blah, I only listen when I have to.
Tonight, they’re decked out and dolled up in some bachelorette party getups I don’t quite understand. Then again, who am I to judge when I’m standing here, holding an axe, dressed like a goddamn mountain man for no goddamn reason.
I look like a horse’s ass and feel like one too.
While the new arrivals flock around my brother and his buddies, I hang back, axe and Babe the Blue Ox hanging at my sides, watching everyone laugh and talk and flirt.
Lift my wrist and check the time on my smart watch.
Too early to cut out. The evening has barely gotten started—I’d look like a jerk for going home.
One more weekend, two more parties, and then I won’t have to dash around like a maniac for this wedding.
Next up: Rehearsal dinner.
Wedding.
Then I should be—
Shit, the gift-opening brunch thing the day after.
There is no escaping this lovey-dovey romantic crap.
And look at those two, kissing in front of everyone. Hollis has her arms around my brother’s neck and his hands are cupping her ass. She looks like a classy version of a hooker, kind of.
Uptown, but cheap.
I mean—no one looks classy in a Halloween wig. Looks like it was just taken out of the bag and combed, tons of staticky stray hairs I can see flying from here.
Her bridesmaids and friends aren’t faring any better in their getups and I wonder why women insist on behaving this way for their stag parties. Are they trying to attract attention? Because if they are, it’s not working, even though every man in this place is watching.
I frown.
Why didn’t they rent a bus or a stripper like most bachelorette parties do? This wanting to hang out with the groom and his groomsmen bullshit cannot be normal behavior, can it?