There was a small ironbound chest inside. It had no lock.
“Go on, lift it out,” said Mr. Baddicombe excitedly. “I must say I’d very much like to know what’s in there. We’ve had bets on it, in the office … ”
“I’ll tell you what,” said Newt, generously, “I’ll make us some coffee, and you can open the box.”
“Me? Would that be proper?”
“I don’t see why not.” Newt eyed the saucepans hanging over the stove. One of them was big enough for what he had in mind.
“Go on,” he said. “Be a devil. I don’t mind. You—you could have power of attorney, or something.”
Mr. Baddicombe took off his overcoat. “Well,” he said, rubbing his hands together, “since you put it like that … it’d be something to tell my grandchildren.”
Newt picked up the saucepan and laid his hand gently on the door handle. “I hope so,” he said.
“Here goes.”
Newt heard a faint creak.
“What can you see?” he said.
“There’s the two opened letters … oh, and a third one … addressed to … ”
Newt heard the snap of a wax seal and the clink of something on the table. Then there was a gasp, the clatter of a chair, the sound of running feet in the hallway, the slam of a door, and the sound of a car engine being jerked into life and then redlined down the lane.
Newt took the saucepan off his head and came out from behind the door.
He picked up the letter and was not one hundred percent surprised to see that it was addressed to Mr. G. Baddicombe. He unfolded it.
It read: “Here is A Florin, lawyer; nowe, runne faste, lest thee Worlde knoe the Truth about yowe and Mistrefs Spiddon the Type Writinge Machine slavey.”
Newt looked at the other letters. The crackling paper of the one addressed to George Cranby said: “Remove thy thievinge Hande, Master Cranby. I minde well how yowe swindled the Widdowe Plashkin this Michelmas past, yowe skinnie owlde Snatch-pastry.”
Newt wondered what a snatch-pastry was. He would be prepared to bet that it didn’t involve cookery.
The one that had awaited the inquisitive Mr. Bychance said: “Yowe left them, yowe cowarde. Returne this letter to the bocks, lest the Worlde knoe the true Events of June 7th, Nineteen Hundred and Sixteene.”
Under the letters was a manuscript. Newt stared at it.
“What’s that?” said Anathema.
He spun around. She was leaning against the doorframe, like an attractive yawn on legs.
Newt backed against the table. “Oh, nothing. Wrong address. Nothing. Just some old box. Junk mail. You know how—”
“On a Sunday?” she said, pushing him aside.
He shrugged as she put her hands around the yellowed manuscript and lifted it out.
“Further Nife and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter,” she read slowly, “Concerning the Worlde that Is To Com; Ye Saga Continuef! Oh, my … ”
She laid it reverentially on the table and prepared to turn the first page.
Newt’s hand landed gently on hers.
“Think of it like this,” he said quietly. “Do you want to be a descendant for the rest of your life?”
She looked up. Their eyes met.
IT WAS SUNDAY, the first day of the rest of the world, around eleven-thirty.
St. James’ Park was comparatively quiet. The ducks, who were experts in realpolitik as seen from the bread end, put it down to a decrease in world tension. There really had been a decrease in world tension, in fact, but a lot of people were in offices trying to find out why, trying to find where Atlantis had disappeared to with three international fact-finding delegations on it, and trying to work out what had happened to all their computers yesterday.
The park was deserted except for a member of MI9 trying to recruit someone who, to their later mutual embarrassment, would turn out to be also a member of MI9, and a tall man feeding the ducks.
And there were also Crowley and Aziraphale.
They strolled side by side across the grass.
“Same here,” said Aziraphale. “The shop’s all there. Not so much as a soot mark.”
“I mean, you can’t just make an old Bentley,” said Crowley. “You can’t get the patina. But there it was, large as life. Right there in the street. You can’t tell the difference.”
“Well, I can tell the difference,” said Aziraphale. “I’m sure I didn’t stock books with titles like Biggles Goes To Mars and Jack Cade, Frontier Hero and 101 Things A Boy Can Do and Blood Dogs of the Skull Sea.”
“Gosh, I’m sorry,” said Crowley, who knew how much the angel had treasured his book collection.