got some brains, so use them on a little practical nosiness for a change.”
“Oh, well,” she said, “orders from on high. All right.”
3
There was no way of telling the Commissioner’s quarters, by size alone, from those of any Lunarite. There was no space on the Moon, not even for Terrestrial officials; no luxurious waste, even as a symbol of the home planet. Nor, for that matter, was there any way of changing the overwhelming fact about the Moon—that it was underground at low gravity—even for the greatest Earthman who ever lived.
“Man is still the creature of his environment,” sighed Luiz Montez. “I’ve been two years on the Moon and there have been times when I have been tempted to stay on but—I’m getting on in years. I’ve just passed my fortieth and if I intend ever to go back to Earth, it had better be now. Any older and I won’t be able to readjust to full-gravity.”
Konrad Gottstein was only thirty-four and looked, if anything, younger. He had a wide, round, large-featured face, the kind of face one didn’t see among the Lunarites, the kind of face that was something they would draw as part of an Earthie caricature. He was not heavily-built—it did not pay to send heavily-built Earthmen to the Moon—and his head seemed too large for his body.
He said (and he spoke Planetary Standard with a perceptibly different accent from that of Montez), “You sound apologetic.”
“I am. I am,” said Montez. Where Gottstein’s face was intrinsically good-natured in appearance, the long thin lines of Montez’s face were almost comically tragic. “I am apologetic in both senses. I am embarrassed to be leaving the Moon, since it is an attractive world filled with excitement. And I am embarrassed about the embarrassment; ashamed that I should be reluctant to take up Earth’s burden—gravity and all.”
“Yes, I imagine taking back the other five-sixths will be hard,” said Gottstein. “I’ve been on the Moon only a few days and already I feel that one-sixth g is perfectly fine.”
“You won’t feel that when the constipation starts and you start living on mineral oil,” said Montez with a sigh, “but that will pass.… And don’t think you can imitate the light gazelle just because you feel light. There’s an art to it.”
“So I understand.”
“So you think you understand, Gottstein. You haven’t seen the kangaroo walk, have you?”
“On television.”
“That doesn’t really give you the feel of it. You have to try it. It’s the proper mode for crossing level lunar surface at high speed. The feet move together backward and launch you on what would be a simple broad jump on Earth. While you’re in mid-air, they come forward; begin moving back just before they hit the ground again; keep you launched; and so on. The motion seems slow by Earth standards with only a low gravity whipping you on, but each leap is in excess of twenty feet and the amount of muscular effort required to keep you in the air—if there were air—is minimal. The sensation is like flying—”
“Have you tried it? Can you do it?”
“I’ve tried it, but no Earthman can really do it. I’ve kept it up for as many as five leaps in a row, enough to get the sensation; just enough to want to do more, but then there is the inevitable miscalculation, a loss of synchronization, and you tumble and slide for a quarter of a mile. The Lunarites are polite and never laugh at you. Of course, it’s easy for them. They start as children and pick it up at once without trouble.”
“It’s their world,” said Gottstein, chuckling. “Think how they’d be on Earth.”
“They wouldn’t be on Earth. They can’t. I suppose that’s an advantage on our side. We can be either on Moon or on Earth. They can live only on the Moon. We tend to forget that because we confuse the Lunarites with Immies.”
“With what?”
“That’s what they call the Earth-immigrants; those who live on the Moon more or less permanently but were born and raised on the Earth. The immigrants can, of course, return to the Earth, but the real Lunarites have neither the bones nor the muscles to withstand the Earth’s gravity. There were some tragedies in that respect in the Moon’s early history.”
“Oh?”
“Oh, yes. People who returned with their Moon-born children. We tend to forget. We’ve had our own Crisis and a few dying children don’t seem important in the light of the huge casualties of the late Twentieth and all that