ringmistress came out on stilts and she’s practically naked. Fishnets and top hat.
7:38 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She’s weird. She talks like she’s stoned. Did I mention there are zombies in clown outfits chasing her around?
7:40 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE The zombies are waaay gross. They have on big clown shoes and polka dot outfits and clown makeup.
7:43 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE But the makeup is flaking off, and beneath it they’re all rotted and black. Yow! They almost grabbed her. She’s quick.
7:44 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She says she’s been a prisoner of the circus for 6 weeks and that she survived because she learned the stilts fast.
7:47 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She said her boyfriend couldn’t walk on them and fell down and was eaten his first night. She said her best friend was eaten the 2nd night.
7:49 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She walked right up to the wall under us and begged someone to pull her over and rescue her, but the guy in the front row just laughed.
7:50 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Then she had to run away in a hurry before Zippo the Zombie knocked her off her stilts. It’s all very well choreographed.
7:50 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE You can totally believe they’re trying to get her.
7:51 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE They rolled a cannon out. She said, Here at the Circus of the Dead we always begin things with a bang. She read it off a card.
7:54 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE She walked up to a tall door and rapped on it, and for a minute I didn’t think they were going to let her out of the ring, but then they did.
7:55 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Two men in hazmat suits just led a zombie out. He’s got a metal collar around his neck with a black stick attached.
7:56 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE They’re using the stick to hold him at a distance so he can’t grab them.
7:57 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Eric says he has fantasies about a certain goth girl putting him in a rig like that.
7:58 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE This show would be a great date for the two of them. It’s got a hint of sex, a whiff of bondage, and it’s really really morbid.
7:59 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE They put the zombie in the cannon.
8:00 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Auuuughhh! They pointed the cannon at the crowd and fired it and fucking pieces of zombie went everywhere.
8:03 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE The guy in the row in front of us got smashed in the mouth with a flying shoe. He’s bleeding and everything.
8:05 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Fucking yuck! There’s still a foot inside the shoe! It’s totally realistic looking.
8:08 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE The guy sitting in front of us just walked off w/his wife to complain. Same dude who laffed at the ringmistress when she asked for help.
8:11 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Dad had a zombie lip in his hair. I am so glad I didn’t eat lunch. Looks like a gummy worm and it smells like ass.
8:13 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Naturally Eric wants to keep it.
8:13 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Here comes the ringmistress again. She says the next act is the cat’s meo
8:14 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE OMG OMGthat was not funny. She almost fell down and the way they were snarling
8:16 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE The men in hazmat suits just wheeled in a lion in a cage. Yay, a lion! I am still girl enough to like a big cat.
8:17 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Oh that’s a really sad, sick-looking lion. Not fun. They’re opening the cage and sending in zombies and he’s hissing like a house cat.
8:19 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Roawwwwr! Lion power. He’s swatting them down and shredding them apart. He’s got an arm in his mouth. Everyone cheering.
8:21 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE Eeeuuuw. Not so much cheering now. He’s got one and he’s tugging out its guts like he’s pulling on one end of a tug rope.
8:22 PM – 2 Mar from Tweetie
TYME2WASTE They’re sending in more zombies. No one laughing or cheering now. It’s really crowded in there.