In the Frame - By Dick Francis Page 0,26

that you were the only person he knew who had a head cool enough to calculate a ship’s position for a Mayday call by dead reckoning at night after tossing around violently for four hours in a force ten gale with a hole in the hull and the pumps packed up, and get it right.’

I grinned. ‘But he patched the hull and mended the pump, and we cancelled the Mayday when it got light.’

‘You were both stupid.’

‘Better to stay safely at home?’ I said.

She turned away. ‘Men,’ she said. ‘Never happy unless they’re risking their necks.’

She was right, to some extent. A little healthy danger wasn’t a bad feeling, especially in retrospect. It was only the nerve-breakers which gave you the shakes and put you off repetition.

‘Some women, too,’ I said.

‘Not me.’

‘I won’t take Jik with me.’

Her back was still turned. ‘You’ll get him killed,’ she said.

Nothing looked less dangerous than the small suburban gallery from which Maisie had bought her picture. It was shut for good. The bare premises could be seen nakedly through the shop-front window, and a succinct and unnecessary card hanging inside the glass door said ‘Closed’.

The little shops on each side shrugged their shoulders.

‘They were only open for a month or so. Never seemed to do much business. No surprise they folded.’

Did they, I asked, know which estate agent was handling the letting? No, they didn’t.

‘End of enquiry,’ Jik said.

I shook my head. ‘Let’s try the local agents.’

We split up and spent a fruitless hour. None of the firms on any of the ‘For Sale’ boards in the district admitted to having the gallery on its books.

We met again outside the uninformative door.

‘Where now?’

‘Art Gallery?’

‘In the Domain,’ Jik said, which turned out to be a chunk of park in the city centre. The Art Gallery had a suitable façade of six pillars outside and the Munnings, when we ran it to earth, inside.

No one else was looking at it. No one approached to fall into chat and advise us we could buy another one cheap in a little gallery in an outer suburb.

We stood there for a while with me admiring the absolute mastery which set the two grey ponies in the shaft of pre-storm light at the head of the darker herd, and Jik grudgingly admitting that at least the man knew how to handle paint.

Absolutely nothing else happened. We drove back to the boat in the M.G., and lunch was an anti-climax.

‘What now?’ Jik said.

‘A spot of work with the telephone, if I could borrow the one in the boathouse.’

It took nearly all afternoon, but alphabetically systematic calls to every estate agent as far as Holloway and Son in the classified directory produced the goods in the end. The premises in question, said Holloway and Son, had been let to ‘North Sydney Fine Arts’ on a short lease.

How short?

Three months, dating from September first.

No, Holloway and Son did not know the premises were now empty. They could not re-let them until December first, because North Sydney Fine Arts had paid all the rent in advance; and they did not feel able to part with the name of any individual concerned. I blarneyed a bit, giving a delicate impression of being in the trade myself, with a client for the empty shop. Holloway and Son mentioned a Mr John Grey, with a post-office box number for an address. I thanked them. Mr Grey, they said, warming up a little, had said he wanted the gallery for a short private exhibition, and they were not really surprised he had already gone.

How could I recognise Mr Grey if I met him? They really couldn’t say: all the negotiations had been done by telephone and post. I could write to him myself, if my client wanted the gallery before December first.

Ta ever so, I thought.

All the same, it couldn’t do much harm. I unearthed a suitable sheet of paper, and in twee and twirly lettering in black ink told Mr Grey I had been given his name and box number by Holloway and Son, and asked him if he would sell me the last two weeks of his lease so that I could mount an exhibition of a young friend’s utterly meaningful watercolours. Name his own price, I said, within reason. Yours sincerely, I said; Peregrine Smith.

I walked down to the boat to ask if Jik or Sarah would mind me putting their own box number as a return address.

‘He won’t answer,’ Sarah said, reading the letter.