Forbidden Harmony (Harmony Falls #3) - Elizabeth Kelly Page 0,18
it just his bike you rode, or did you take a spin on his dick too?”
“Harper!” Addison propped the iPad on the table before grabbing some juice from the fridge. “Don’t be crude.”
“Well?” Harper leaned forward until all Addison could see was her nose and mouth. “Did you or did you not bang Preacher like a screen door yesterday?”
“No, of course I didn’t. He just gave me a ride back to my place. It was no big deal, all right?”
“What were you wearing? What was he wearing? Did he do that totally sexy thing where the guy rests his hand on the woman’s thigh while he steers his big ole’ hog with one hand?”
“Oh my God, what is up with you tonight?” Addison said.
Harper laughed. “Sorry, honey. I went out with Angie and Pooja, and I might still be a teensy bit high.”
Addison stared at her watch. “It’s, like, five thirty. I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke weed until after seven.”
Harper laughed so hard that she dropped her phone and Addison was treated to a view of the ceiling until Harper scooped it back up and pointed it at her face again. “There’s no appointed time for weed, you dork. It can be weed time anytime.”
“Until you get arrested for it,” Addison said.
“Okay, Mom,” Harper said. “Anyway, why didn’t you mention that it was Preacher who rescued you.”
“I don’t know. I think because I suddenly feel like I’m obsessed with him and it’s ridiculous. He’s not attracted to me and half the time I end up looking and sounding like a fool when I’m around him.”
“One, he’s attracted to you – all guys are attracted to you. You’re a hot and sexy little number, and you’re sweet and you’re smart. You’re the perfect package. I get why Gracie-Lou is discouraging you from picking Preacher as your casual sex partner, but I disagree. You’re both adults and it doesn’t have to be weird unless you make it weird, right? You find him sexy as hell, why not fuck his brains out?”
“It’s not a good idea,” Addison said.
“Why not?” Harper persisted. “Give me one valid reason.”
“Because I’m terrible in bed and I will die of shame if Preacher finds out?”
Harper shook her head. “Babe, that butterface fuck goblin, Harrison, is not the be all and end all on what makes someone a good sex partner. You can’t just take his word for it that you’re bad in bed. Maybe he’s the one who’s bad in bed.”
“Maybe,” Addison hesitated, “but he was right about one thing – I was often kind of stiff and awkward and most of the time I didn’t climax and -”
“What.The.Fuck.” Harper’s face was a mixture of disbelief and anger. “What do you mean most of the time you didn’t climax?”
Her face so hot, she half-expected it to catch on fire, Addison said, “Forget I said anything.”
“Oh no,” Harper said. “Look, I respected your wishes not to talk about boning when you were with Harrison because I knew he didn’t like you talking about it, but, girl, that ship has sailed. Spill it.”
“There really isn’t much to say about it. It takes me a long time to orgasm, and sometimes Harrison got tired of how long I was taking so I told him to just finish up and not worry about it.”
“That tone deaf turd pirate is lucky I’m not there right now.” Harper’s face had disgust written across it.
“Oh my God, Harper, it isn’t that big of a deal. I told him to do it. It doesn’t matter all that much. Some women don’t climax every time they have sex.”
“They fucking should be and if they’re not, their man is doing something wrong. How long does it take you to come when you masturbate?”
Now she was positive her cheeks were actually on fire. “Harper!”
“How long, pinky-pie?”
“Well, it depends…”
A wicked grin crossed Harper’s face. “When it’s Preacher with his amazingly hard tattooed body and that sexy deep voice in your fantasy, how long does it take?”
“Not that long,” Addison admitted.
Harper grinned triumphantly. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the council rests.”
“Your case can be torn apart easily,” Addison said. “All women come faster when they’re masturbating. We know exactly what we like, right?”
“You might have me on that,” Harper said. “Still, it’s an outrage that Harrison didn’t make you come every time you had sex, and I really think you should hop on some Preacher dick and feel the magic.”