BAD THINGS REALLY DID HAPPEN. (Mo asked me to remind you.)
But you got through said bad things, and now you are stronger for it. (Gerty told me to pass on . . . though her version had more swearwords.)
You’re lovely, and I will never hurt you how he hurt you.
(That part was me.)
Leon xx
*
‘You are going to love me,’ Rachel says, standing on tiptoes to talk to me over my wall of pot plants.
I rub my eyes. I’ve just got off the phone to Martin, who has taken to calling me rather than walking down the corridor. I suspect he thinks it makes him seem like he’s busy and important – far too busy and important for getting up off his bum and coming to talk to me. Still, I now have the power to screen his calls, and if I really do have to talk to him then I can make faces at Rachel at the same time, so there are upsides.
‘Why? What have you done? Have you bought me a castle?’
She stares at me. ‘It is so weird you just said that.’
I stare back at her. ‘Why? Have you actually bought me a castle?’
‘Obviously not,’ she says, recovering, ‘because if I could afford a castle I’d buy one for myself first, no offence – but this does involve a castle.’
I reach for my mug and swing my legs out from under the desk. This conversation requires tea. We take our usual route to the kitchen: doubling back past the colour room to avoid the head of Editorial and MD’s desks, ducking behind the pillar by the photocopier so Hana won’t spot us, hitting the kitchen from an angle that ensures we can see if any senior members of staff are lurking in there.
‘Go! Go! Talk!’ I tell Rachel as we step into the safety of the kitchen.
‘Well. You know that illustrator I commissioned for our bricklayer-turned-designer’s second book, who’s a Lord Somebody?’
‘Sure. Lordy Lord Illustrator,’ I say. This is how Rachel and I refer to him.
‘Well, Lordy Lord has come up with literally the perfect solution for Katherin’s photoshoot.’
Marketing now want to showcase the products from Katherin’s book. The mainstream media have been reluctant to come on board – they still don’t quite get how YouTubers like Tasha Chai-Latte’s words translate into sales – so we’re going to fund the shoot and ‘seed it across social’. Tasha has promised to share on her blog, and, with just over one week to go until pub date, Marketing and PR are having periodic meltdowns about getting the shoot organised.
‘He owns a Welsh castle,’ Rachel finishes. ‘In Wales. That we can use.’
‘You’re serious? For free?’
‘Absolutely. This weekend. And, because it’s so far to drive, he’s said he’ll put us up for Saturday night! In the castle! And the best part is, Martin can’t drop me because I’m just the designer . . . because Lordy Lord Illustrator is insisting that I bring Katherin!’ She claps her hands with glee. ‘And you’ll be coming, obviously, because Katherin won’t do anything unless you’re there to shield her from the horrors that are Martin and Hana. Welsh castle weekend! Welsh castle weekend!’
I shush her. She has started singing really quite loudly and doing some sort of castle dance (which is quite hip-shaky), and though we have ascertained that there are no senior members of staff in the kitchen, you never know when they’ll show up. It’s like that thing people say about rats – there’s always one six feet away from you at all times.
‘Now we just need to find models willing to work for free in two days’ time,’ Rachel says. ‘I almost don’t want to tell Martin. I don’t want him to start liking me or something. It’ll throw off the whole balance of the office.’
‘Tell him!’ I say. ‘This is a great idea.’
And it is. But Rachel’s right. Katherin won’t go without me, and that means a whole weekend away from home. I’d really hoped that I could spend some of the weekend with Leon. You know. Naked.
Rachel quirks an eyebrow, clocking my expression. ‘Ah,’ she says.
‘No, no, this is great.’ I try to rally. ‘A weekend away with you and Katherin is going to be hilarious. Plus – it’s a free castle visit! I’m going to pretend I’m scouting out my future home.’
Rachel leans back against the fridge, waiting for our teas to brew and watching me carefully. ‘You really like this boy,