my favourite green skinny jeans and a loose-knit jumper. ‘I’m trying too hard.’
‘You’re trying just the right amount,’ Leon tells me as I hop on one leg, pulling up the jeans.
‘Is there any statement I could say this evening that you wouldn’t automatically agree with?’
He narrows his eyes. ‘A conundrum,’ he says. ‘The answer is no, but saying that would mean I’d contradict myself.’
‘He agrees with everything I say, and he’s so clever, too!’ I crawl across the bed to straddle him and kiss him, letting my body melt against his. When I pull back to put my top on, he protests, holding me close, and I smile, swatting his hands. ‘This outfit even you must admit is not appropriate,’ I point out.
The buzzer for the building door goes off three times, and Leon jumps up so quickly that I’m almost thrown off the bed.
‘Sorry!’ he calls over his shoulder as he heads to the door. I hear Mo or Gerty lift the receiver to let Richie up into the building.
My stomach flips as I yank on the knitted jumper and run my fingers through my hair. I wait to hear Richie’s voice at our front door, hanging back to give him and Leon the moment they’ve been waiting for.
Instead, I hear Justin.
‘I want to talk to you,’ he says.
‘Oh. Hello, Justin,’ Leon says.
At this point, I notice that I’m already hugging my arms close to myself and tucking my body in against the wardrobe so nobody who leans in to check the flat will see me in the bedroom doorway, and I suddenly feel like screaming. He does not get to come here and do this to me. I want him gone, really gone, not just out of my life, but out of my head as well. I am done with cowering behind doors and feeling frightened.
Well, I’m not, obviously, because you don’t get over shit like this that quickly, but temporarily I am done with it and I’m going to make the most of this current wave of crazy angry confidence. I round the corner.
Justin is squared up in the doorway, broad, muscled and visibly angry.
‘Justin,’ I say, moving to stand beside Leon until I’m only a few feet from Justin. I rest a hand on the door, ready to slam it closed.
‘I’m here to talk to Leon,’ Justin says shortly. He doesn’t even look at me.
I recoil despite myself, my confidence instantly drained.
‘If you’re thinking of proposing to me too, the answer’s no,’ Leon says pleasantly. Justin’s hands bunch into fists at the joke; he starts forward, body coiled, eyes flashing. I flinch.
‘Watch that foot, Justin,’ says Gerty sharply from behind me. ‘If it gets any closer to being inside this flat, your lawyer will have a lot more to talk to me about.’
I watch the thought hit Justin, see him re-evaluate. ‘I don’t remember your friends being this interfering when we were together, Tiffy.’ He snarls the words, and my heart thunders in my chest. I think he’s drunk. That is not good.
‘Oh, we wanted to be,’ Mo says.
I take a deep, shaky breath. ‘Leaving me was the best thing you ever did for me, Justin,’ I say, doing my best to stand as squarely as he is on the other side of the threshold. ‘We’re done. That’s it. Leave me alone.’
‘We’re not done,’ he says impatiently.
‘I’m getting a restraining order,’ I choke out before he can say anything else.
‘No you’re not,’ Justin scoffs. ‘Come on, Tiffy. Stop being such a child.’
I slam the door in his face so hard everyone jumps, including me.
‘Fuck!’ Justin yells from the other side of the door, and then there’s the sound of a fist being rammed into the door and the handle rattles hard.
I let out a little whimper despite myself, backing away. I can’t believe I just slammed the door in Justin’s face.
‘Police,’ Leon mouths at us.
Gerty flicks on her phone and dials the number, reaching with her other hand to clasp my fingers tightly. Mo is at my side in moments, standing at my shoulder as I watch Leon slip the new chain across and lean his weight against the door.
‘This is so fucking crazy,’ I say weakly. ‘I can’t believe this is happening.’
‘Let me in!’ Justin roars from the other side of the door.
‘Police,’ Gerty says into the phone.
Justin hammers with both fists on the door, and I think of how he pressed his finger against the buzzer all those weeks ago, how he wouldn’t