her back to the pedestal and leave her where he found her. You cross your bridge, baby, and I'll cross mine. Status quo ante. Have a nice life.
Only it wouldn't be a nice life, if she went back to Taina without a husband.
I'm stuck.
He heard a truck engine, the indescribable rattling noises that can only be produced by Soviet-made vehicles. It was coming up the road toward them, the wrong direction for him to ask for a lift.
He glanced back again and, for the first time since he had known her, saw Katerina frozen with fear.
"She's coming for us," said Katerina.
"What?"
"The Pretender," she said.
"She can't make a noise like that. It's only a... truck." He had no choice but to use the modern Russian word, gruzovik; there was no proto-Slavonic equivalent.
His use of a strange word didn't help much, but his utter lack of apprehension did seem to have a calming affect. He took her shoulder and led her off into the brush by the side of the road. By the time the truck came along, they were invisible to the driver. Ivan kept his arm around Katerina, and she stayed close to him. It was sweet to have her body beside his, to feel her - well, technically, his - shirt pressed against his bare chest. He wondered fleetingly if Dimitri would stand so calmly in the face of the hideous monster now coming up the road. But that was a cheap thought, and he despised himself for thinking it. He was not brave to face the coming of the truck. He knew there was no danger. But a druzhinnik showed courage in the face of enemies that Ivan could never dream of fighting off.
When the truck rattled by, she put an arm around his waist and retreated deeper into the crook of his arm. Let there be a hundred such trucks, he thought.
"You saw the man inside," he said. "It's like a wagon, but instead of horses or oxen to pull it, there's a... fire inside. An oven. Not for cooking. An oven that makes the wagon roll."
"It was rolling uphill, and nothing pulled," she said. "Why did you lie to me?"
"Lie? When did I lie?"
"You said there was no magic in your world."
"This isn't magic. This is... a tool. Like a scythe or a basket. A tool for doing work. The truck carries the man and whatever load he needs to bear. Just like a wagon. Only faster, and bigger loads, and the truck doesn't need to rest as often as a horse."
She put her free hand to her face, the fingers touching her forehead. Not covering her eyes, really. Just... hiding.
"It's gone now," he said. "There's nothing to fear."
She shook her head. "I'm ashamed," she said.
"Of what?"
"You were so foolish in our world," she said. "But now I see that I'm a fool in yours."
Well. This is progress. "Not a fool," he answered. "I learned as quickly as I could, and you'll do the same."
"I know of no spell to make a wagon move by itself. It would take the Widow herself to do such a thing."
"The Widow wouldn't want to make a truck like that" he said, even though he knew she wouldn't understand the joke.
"Gruzovik," she said, using the Russian word he had used for the truck.
"That's good," he said. "A new word."
"How many new words are there?" she asked.
"A lot," he answered.
"A hundred?"
Let's see, he thought. Toilet, vaccine, magazine, movie, television, bank, automatic teller machine - a triple threat! - hamburger, ice cream, pizza, shampoo, tampon... No, it was not his job to explain that to her.
Whose job was it, then? What woman who spoke proto-Slavonic would be able to instruct her on how to unwrap it and insert it and...
If he had to explain it, she was going to learn about sanitary napkins. It's not like she was going to wear a bikini anytime soon.
What am I doing? What am I in for?
She stirred under his arm. "We should go on before it gets dark," she said.
"Yes, of course," he replied. "I'm sorry, I... I don't know how to begin teaching you the new words. I'm not even sure I should try, because if you go home with me to my family's house, most people don't speak Russian."
She snorted at the mention of the Scandinavian Rus'.
"I mean the language of the word gruzovik. They speak another language there, and a gruzovik is called 'truck.' "