The Crystal City Page 0,5
it?"
When Abe didn't answer, Coz looked at the wallet again.
"It's mine," he said.
"It does look like yours," said Abe.
"You took it out of my own pocket when I was sleeping!" said Coz, outraged.
"I can tell you honestly that I did not," said Abe. "And these gentlemen can affirm that I did not touch you with more than the toe of my boot as you laid there snoring like a choir of angels."
"Then how'd you get it?"
"I stole it from you before you even went off with that girl," said Abe.
"You ... but then ... then how could I have done all those things last night?"
"Last night?" said Abe. "As I recall, last night you were on the boat with us."
"What're you..." And then it all came clear. "You dad-blasted gummer-huggit! You flim-jiggy swip-swapp!"
Abe put a hand to his ear. "Hark! The song of the chuckleheaded Coz-bird!"
"It's the same day! I wasn't asleep half an hour!"
"Twenty minutes," offered Alvin. "At least that's my guess."
"And this is all my own money!" Coz said.
Abe nodded gravely. "It is, my friend, at least until another girl makes big-eyes at you."
Coz looked up and down the little alleyway. "But what happened to Fannie? One minute I was walking down this alleyway with my hand on her . .. hand, and the next minute you're pokin' me with your toe."
"You know something, Coz?" said Abe. "You don't have much of a love life."
"Look who's talkin'," said Coz sullenly.
But that seemed to be something of a sore spot with Abe, for though the smile didn't leave his face, the mirth did, and instead of coming back with some jest or jape, he sort of seemed to wander off inside himself somewhere.
"Come on, let's eat," said Arthur Stuart. "All this talkin' don't fill me up much."
And that being the most honest and sensible thing that had been said that half hour, they all agreed to it and followed their noses till they found a place that sold food that was mostly dead, didn't have too many legs, wasn't poisonous when alive, and seemed cooked enough to eat. Not an easy search in Barcy.
After dinner, Coz got him out a pipe which he proceeded to stuff with manure, or so it smelled when he got the thing alight. Alvin toyed with putting out the fire, but he knew he wasn't given his makery gift just to spare himself the occasional stink.
Instead he took his leave, hoisted his poke onto his shoulder, made sure Arthur Stuart unwound himself from his chair before standing up, and the two lit out in search of a place to stay. None of the miserable fleabitten overpriced understaffed crowded smelly firetraps near the river. Alvin had no idea how long he'd be staying and he only had limited funds, so he'd want a room in a boarding house somewhere in the part of Barcy where decent people lived who aimed to stay a spell. Where a journeyman smith might stay, for instance, while he searched for a shop as needed an extra pair of arms.
He wasn't thirty steps out of the tavern where they'd dined afore he realized that Abe Lincoln was a-following, and even though Abe had even longer legs than Alvin's, there was no point in making him hasten to catch them up. He stopped, he turned, and only then did he realize that Arthur Stuart wasn't walking with him, he was with Abe.
It was disconcerting, how Arthur had learnt a way to keep Alvin from noticing his heartfire. Not that Alvin ever failed to find Arthur when he was looking for him. But it used to be Alvin always knew where Arthur Stuart was without even thinking, but ever since Arthur had figured out a bit of real makering-how to het up iron or soften it, which was no mean trick-it seemed he'd also figured out how to make Alvin not notice when he sort of drifted away and went off on his own.
But now wasn't the time for remonstration, not with Abe a-lookin' on.
"You decided Coz could be trusted with his own money tonight after all?" asked Alvin.
"Coz can't be trusted with his own elbows," said Abe, "but it occurred to me that you and Arthur Stuart here have become right good friends, and I'd be sorry to lose track of you."
"Well, it's bound to happen," said Alvin, "since the only way to get your profits back north is to buy passage and get aboard afore Coz falls in love again."
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