Max snorts. “Yeah, I know the rules. I just assumed our whole ‘steal from the rich and give to the poor’ girl gang ethos was about fat old billionaires who beat their kids and cheat on their taxes, not leaders of mafia syndicates.”
Sipping her bourbon, Fin says absently, “Super-hot leaders of mafia syndicates.”
“His hotness is irrelevant,” says Max.
To which Fin replies, “It was relevant when you were ogling him at the bar and your panties were curling off you like burning paper.”
“I didn’t know who he was then. I’d never seen a picture of him.”
“As if it would’ve mattered.”
Max sniffs. “Excuse me, but I’d like to think I’m a little more discerning than that.”
“Maybe you are, but your coochie has a mind of her own. Let’s not forget that cute musician who couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag.”
“He was harmless!”
“He was clueless.”
“An air-brained guitarist is not the same thing as the head of a multinational criminal empire!”
“My point is that when it comes to hot men, your vadge can’t be trusted. If Satan had tats and a strong jaw, you’d fuck him.”
Max says flatly, “This from the woman who falls in love with every leggy redhead who knows how to bat her lashes. No matter how conniving.”
Bristling, Fin says, “Tess wasn’t conniving. She was…clever!”
Max mutters, “Clever enough to make off with all the money in your bank account.”
I have to stop this little spat before it can devolve into all-out war. “Girls! Please! Can we focus for a minute on the situation?”
Max huffs, Fin scowls, and I swing around and pace back the other direction. “Okay. First things first. How did he find us?”
“Don’t look at me,” Max says defensively. “The cameras at the warehouse and all around the drop zone were out. I did my job.”
“What about around the field where we offloaded the truck?”
“Yes,” she says with exaggerated patience, as if speaking to a child. “Those were out, too.”
Fin says, “My side of the house is buttoned-up, too. I took all the usual precautions.”
“There has to be a leak somewhere. A hole we didn’t plug. Maybe someone saw us break into the warehouse and followed us from there?”
“Doubtful,” says Fin. “There were no headlights behind us until we got on the highway, and that was ten miles from the warehouse. Besides, if someone saw us breaking in, they’d have called the police, not tailed us.”
“Could the apartment be under surveillance?”
Max makes a face. “If the cops were watching us, they would’ve showed up at the restaurant, not him.”
“Maybe they’re on his payroll.”
“Well, yeah, they probably are. My point is that we’d already be arrested. Instead we’re sitting here, shitting our pants, wondering how soon it’ll be before we get a bullet in our skulls.”
I stop pacing to look at them. “That’s the thing, though. He could’ve snapped my neck in the taxi if he wanted to. But he didn’t. He let me go.” I think for a moment. “Actually, that’s not technically correct. He threw me out.”
Fin sits up straighter. “Wait. What?”
I drop into the overstuffed leather chair across from the sofa and stare morosely at my feet. “Yeah. It was so strange. He was being weirdly pleasant and not killing me, then he went all Conan the Barbarian and threw me out of the cab.”
Max and Fin gaze at me in loaded silence, until Max says, “What did you say to make him do that?”
My hackles go up at the way it sounds like an accusation. “Why does it have to be something I said?”
Fin says gently, “You do have a way of exasperating men, hun.”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
With none of Fin’s tact, Max says, “It means your mouth makes men crazy. And not in a good way.”
Fin nods. “Like not in the wow-you-give-a-great-blowjob way.”
I lift my chin and look down my nose at them. “I’ll have you know I give an excellent blowjob.”
Max snorts. “Really? When was the last time you gave someone a blowjob? And dreams don’t count!”
I open my mouth to make a smart retort, but have to close it again when I realize I have no idea when the last time was that I performed that particular sexual act, in dreams or otherwise.
Best not to think about it. I’ve got more important things to be depressed about.
“Getting back to the subject at hand: Liam Black has our home address.”
That hangs in the air ominously for a while, until Fin says, “I think the real