RONALD REAGAN IS ON TELEVISION, giving a speech because he…
Two
WHEN I GET HOME FROM school the next day, my…
Three
WE ABANDON THE VOLKSWAGEN, LEAVE it right there on the…
Four
MR. MITCHELL IS GOING TO pick my mother up for work…
Five
I WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT day, when she isn’t so…
Six
WE KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG when the Rowleys’ is so…
Seven
MY MOTHER KNOWS I DON’T like her anymore. She has…
Eight
IT’S JANUARY, AND LONG, SHARP icicles hang down from the…
Nine
PASTOR DAVE AND SHARON PICK me up every Sunday before…
Ten
I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED to go to the Church…
Eleven
IF I HAD GOTTEN ARRESTED with someone for setting a…
Twelve
IT’S SPRING NOW, AND TRAVIS and Deena are still in…
Thirteen
RONALD REAGAN IS IN A lot of trouble.
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TRAVIS WON’T TELL ME EXACTLY what was said between him…
Fifteen
WHEN WE GO BACK TO school the next week, Dr. Queen…
Sixteen
CHRISTMAS BREAK COMES AND GOES, but for Deena, it just…
Seventeen
FOR A WHILE, I AVOID Travis. A lot of our…
Eighteen
WHEN SUMMER COMES, TRAVIS AND Deena get approved for a…
Nineteen
I DON’T HEAR TOO MUCH from them after they have…
Twenty
EILEEN HAS HER OWN MONEY now, from the life insurance…
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RONALD REAGAN IS ON TELEVISION, giving a speech because he wants to be president. He has the voice of a nice person, and something in his hair that makes it shiny under the lights. I change the channel, but it’s still him, just from a different angle.
The people in the audience wear cowboy hats with REAGAN printed on the front, and they clap and blow horns every time he stops talking, so much that sometimes he has to put his hands up so they’ll be quiet and hear what he’s going to say next. Nancy Reagan sits behind him, smiling and wearing a peach-colored dress with a bow on one of the shoulders, no cowboy hat. She claps too, but only after everyone else has started, so it looks like while he is talking, she is maybe thinking about something else.
“She’s a mannequin,” my mother says, pointing a spatula at the television. “She freaks me out.”
My mother is maybe the opposite of Nancy Reagan. I could never imagine her wearing the peach dress with the bow on it because she wears blue jeans and usually her gray sweatshirt. And she always listens to what everyone says, even people sitting in the next booth in restaurants who probably don’t want her to listen. Right now, she’s supposed to be in the kitchen, making us grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner, but she came out to the front room when she heard Ronald Reagan’s voice, and now she’s just standing there with the spatula, looking at the television and shaking her head until I can smell smoke coming from the kitchen, the bread starting to burn.
She smells it too, runs back. “Zing!” she says. When she kisses me sometimes she says “Smack!”
The people listening to Ronald Reagan in the audience yell “Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!” and wave their cowboy hats at the camera as it moves around the room. Finally Ronald Reagan laughs and says, “I think you’re playing our song.” And this just makes people yell more.
My grandmother Eileen was here last week, and she said she remembered back when Ronald Reagan was an actor in movies, so handsome you’d faint if you ever got the chance to see him up close. She’s worried about him being president, though, because his middle name is Wilson, which means he has six letters in each of his three names, and if you’ve read Revelations, that alone is enough to give you the shivers. But she’s going to vote for him anyway, because she says he’s the one person who can maybe make everything right again and he’s not afraid of the Communists. Really, she says, the grand finale is coming one way or another, through him or through somebody else. The important thing is to be ready.
My mother says not to listen to Eileen about things like this. Six is just a number, she says, bigger than five, smaller than seven, and there are enough real reasons to worry about Ronald Reagan without bringing in imaginary ones.
“What’s he saying now?” she yells. She’s standing on top of a chair, waving a dishtowel in front of the smoke detector.
But I can’t talk and listen at the same time, so I just listen, and Ronald Reagan says God put America between two oceans on purpose, to help the freedom fighters in Afghanistan and the Christians and Jews behind the Iron