Carried Away - P. Dangelico Page 0,25

to be attracted to someone like me. I’m cute now. At least, I think so. But despite his terrible personality, straight Turner is way, way out of my league. And I’m perfectly okay with that.

So after two sleepless nights and a lot of soul searching, I’m determined to grow some hair on my chest and apologize. To that end, I set my alarm for the ungodly hour of 4:30 a.m. That’s generally the time Turner returns from his morning run around the lake, and I plan to ambush him with kindness.

On cue, a tall dark figure approaches on the path. He’s wearing a black wool cap and some sort of technical running pants and jacket. A sporty Grim Reaper, if you will. Against the backdrop of a pink stained dawn, he seems even more hostile. And sexy if I’m being completely honest. My heart skips a beat.

“Showtime.”

He slows to a walk and starts measuring his heart rate. That’s my cue to jump out of the back of the Austen holding a bag of fresh muffins Nan made the night before.

“Hi Turner!”

Startled by my sudden appearance, his face whips around. Seeing me, he frowns. Not an encouraging start, but I persevere.

“Hi. Hi, so…I got these for you.” I hold up the paper bag, which he stares at with indifference. Sadly, he looks disinclined to take it. This is not at all awkward.

“Can we talk?” He responds to this with another blank stare. “Please, it’ll only take a minute.”

Exhaling tiredly, he pulls the pods out of his ears…and waits.

“Yeah, so…uh, I just wanted to apologize for the other day. I shouldn’t have said that. I really…I shouldn’t have said it. I didn’t mean it. I mean, I really did think you were gay. But that was obviously a mistake on my part. Not that you gave off any gay vibes or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay. I love gay people––” Yikes, this is not going well. “That’s all on me. I have no excuse. And I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. Here”––I thrust the muffins at him and he unwillingly takes them––“Nan made them. Anyway, I apologize from the bottom of my heart.”

Still no change in expression. Man, this guy is tough.

I wait. I wait some more. For him to accept. For him to say anything at this point. For him to show some freaking mercy. I’m freezing my butt off out here.

Wrapping my arms around myself, I jog in place, and his critical gaze rakes up and down my thermal onesey PJs, the one with smily faces on it.

“That it?” he finally bestows upon me.

This is not how I saw this going in my head. “Umm, yeah, I guess.”

Then he hands me back the bag of muffins and walks inside.

“The heck is he doing…” I murmur to myself. Because that’s what I usually do when I’m spying, surveilling, whatever. Turner’s out back, going back and forth from the woodshed, for the last twenty minutes.

Leaning closer to the window over the kitchen country sink, I crane my neck to watch him come out swinging an ax. For a man who despises me, he looks way too comfortable swinging an ax.

We haven’t so much as shared a passing glance since the day of my botched apology a week ago. He does his best to ignore me and I return the favor.

I hear him, though. I hear him loud and clear. I hear him get up at 4 a.m. I hear the door bang shut when he goes for his daily run. I hear the shower running, and I hear the Expedition peal out of the driveway when he leaves for the farmhouse. But he’s a paying guest, so I keep my mouth shut and pull the pillow over my head.

I thought about apologizing again, but that’s out of the question. Every time he’s anywhere near me, his electric fencing goes on and I don’t want to get zapped again. I’m done with his attitude. I apologized repeatedly. If he doesn’t want to accept it, too bad so sad.

Absently, I turn on the sink and the water sputters. Great. Something else to fix. After weeks of dealing with clogged toilets, thermostat issues, and a young couple staying in the Miller cottage keeping the neighbors up with their sexscapades, I’ve decided that this cannot go on much longer. My intellect will not allow it.

Which is why I’ve made a plan to check if the town newspaper, The Gazette, is hiring––as