sucked, and settled for something laughingly billed as a blueberry Danish.
She plugged in her code, her selection. And got nothing but a grinding hum and blinking lights.
“Come on, bitch.” She repeated the process, and this time received a few weak beeps. “Damn it, I knew it wouldn’t last.”
Her poor history with machines haunted her, and now she wanted that damn anemic-looking excuse for a breakfast pastry on a matter of principle.
She gave the machine a solid kick.
Vandalism or physical force on this machine or any others on the premises can result in termination of Vending privileges for a period of thirty to ninety days. Please insert coin, credit or authorized code, and your selection.
“That’s what I did you useless piece of junk.” She reared back to kick it again.
“Hey, Dallas.” Baxter, the slickest dresser of her detectives strolled up. “Problem?”
“This miserable pile of junk won’t give up that blob of crap disguised as a Danish.”
“Allow me.” Whistling between his teeth, Baxter keyed in his own code, selected the Danish.
It slid smoothly into the slot. Eve eyed it while the machine cheerfully listed its mega-syllabic ingredients and dubious nutritional value.
“There you go, LT.” Baxter pulled it out, offered it. “My treat.”
“How do they know it’s me? Why do they care?”
“Maybe it’s body chemistry, something to do with energy.”
“That sounds like bullshit.”
“Well, you got the Danish.”
“Yeah. Thanks for that.”
“So, Trueheart and I closed the double murder. Ex-girlfriend who didn’t want to be the ex.”
She toggled back into her mental files. “The bludgeoning in Chelsea.”
“Yeah,” he continued as they walked. “Beat them both to shit and back again with a tire iron. I figured the didn’t-want-to-be-ex hired somebody or sexed somebody into doing it. That kind of damage? You don’t expect a woman.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, LT. Women typically go for poison, or something less gruesome. Especially seeing as this one’s barely five feet tall and a hundred soaking wet. Just didn’t figure she had the chops or the muscle. Trueheart broke her down.”
“Trueheart.” Eve thought of the clean-cut, kindhearted uniform she’d given to Baxter to train.
“He stuck with the ‘hell hath no fury’ bit from the jump. Wouldn’t let go of it. And he played her, Dallas, played her in Interview like a shortstop plays an infield grounder.”
She heard the pride in his voice, still some big brother in it, but that’s what worked.
“It was beautiful, I gotta say. He’s all sympathy and understanding, talking about having his heart broken.” With a grin, Baxter thumped a hand on his heart. “Getting the whole simpatico deal going, getting her worked up about how he done her wrong and all that shit.”
“Good angle,” Eve praised.
“Oh yeah, and he got better. He pulls out how he bet it hurt her, deeply, to see her ex’s new lady wearing that sexy leopard print nightie—he even said nightie. And the stupid bitch can’t resist saying how it was a tiger print, and that flat-chested slut didn’t have the tits to fill it out.
“The dead woman just bought the thing—tiger print, which my boy knew—that afternoon, so the ex couldn’t have seen her in it, unless she was in that bedroom. The boy took her apart from there. Got a full confession. How she’d climbed up the fire escape—the dead ex always left the bedroom window open a little, fresh air fiend. Bashed him first, then went to town on the new skirt, went back whaled some more on the ex. Then went down to the basement laundry room, he hadn’t changed his codes on that. Washed her damn clothes, cleaned up, walked out. Tossed the tire iron in the river.”
“That’s good work. Does the lab have the clothes?”
“Yeah. I’m leaving it to the boy to follow up there. We both figured her for involvement, but he’s the one who saw her with the tire iron, swinging for the fences.”
He paused a moment, and knowing there was more, Eve waited.
“He’s lost his green, Dallas. Well, he’s one of those who’ll probably always be fresh, but you know what I mean. He’s earned a shot at detective.”
She’d promised to consider it, and though Baxter’s second pass was a little ahead of schedule, she couldn’t fault his logic. “The first of the year. If he wants it, he can take the exam then. That’ll give him time to get a little more experience under his belt and study up. Let him know. You’ve done good with him, Baxter.”
“He’s gold, boss. I figured him mostly for ballast when you tossed him my