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smacked Mack upside the head.
“Just kidding,” Mack said. “I mean, not about her being hot. Your wife really is hot.”
“I’m going to fucking kill you.”
Mack stood. “I’m sorry that I caused a problem between you and your wife that did not need to happen. I just can’t help it that I have natural charisma.”
“For fuck’s sake, Mack,” Del complained.
Mack looked at the floor. “Sorry.”
“There,” Del said, looking back and forth between them. “Better? Everyone friends again?”
“We were never friends,” Gavin said.
“Chill, man. I won’t touch your apple again.”
“Sit down, Gavin,” Malcolm said, motioning toward the couch. Gavin obeyed and braced for an ass-chewing that he knew he deserved.
“What just happened up there?” Del demanded.
“Well, Del. You might have heard that my wife and I are trying to work through some problems right now.”
“Judging by the look on her face when she left the study, you’re doing a pretty shitty job of it,” Yan said.
Gavin sank against the cushions and stared at the ceiling, sullen and obstinate.
“It’s been one day,” Del barked. “How can you fuck up already?”
Mack snorted. “Have you met him?”
“Give us an update,” Malcolm said calmly.
“I think I’m going crazy. I keep hearing a British accent in my head telling me to say and do things.”
“It happens to all of us eventually,” Mack said.
Gavin lifted his head to see if he was joking. Mack’s expression suggested he wasn’t. “You hear the voice too?”
“It’s your subconscious,” Malcolm said. “At some point in this process, every one of us has had to fight a British aristocrat in our brain that identifies things we would otherwise prefer to ignore.”
Perhaps because you left her long before that, you lily-livered bastard. “So I should listen to him?”
“Unless he starts telling you to kill people, yeah,” Del said.
Gavin thought about blaming Lord Tight Pants for punching Mack. But that one was totally his own fault. As was his worm-wankery this morning when he asked her if she ever masturbated.
Gavin leaned forward to prop his elbows on his knees. He dropped his head into his hands. “She keeps pointing out that this is only until Christmas. I don’t think she’s going to really give me a chance.”
“Look, man.” Del sat down across from Gavin in much the same pose as the night when they found him drunk and despondent in his hotel room. “We could help you a lot more if you would just tell us what really happened to break you guys up.”
Gavin stood. “Not going to happen.”
“Fine,” Malcolm said. “But just remember this. The point of all this is to court her, Gavin. Not seduce her.”
“What’s the difference?”
Mack snorted again. “It’s a fucking miracle you got married at all.”
Gavin flipped him off.
“The difference,” Malcolm said, “is to make her want you, not prove how much you want her.”
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Hell. That was what the next two hours were for Thea. Unmitigated hell. After fleeing the study, she helped Nessa finish the cooking and pretended she couldn’t hear the other wives and girlfriends whispering behind their glasses of wine.
I heard they broke up.
He punched Braden Mack!
Did he really move out?
But just when Thea thought things couldn’t get worse, a high-pitched female voice rose above the rest.
“Hello? Where is everyone?”
Thea crossed herself and uttered a prayer. God grant me the serenity to not slap the shit out of her.
“We’re in the kitchen,” Nessa called.
Rachel Tamborn, former model, professional WAG, and arch-nemesis to all nonconformers, swept into the room on click-clacky stilettos and in a cloud of expensive perfume that left a frustratingly pleasant ambiance in her wake. Her hair was glossy. Her makeup perfect. Her dress a skin-toned, form-fitting bandage that had the added insult of looking amazing on her. Her husband, Gavin’s teammate Jake Tamborn, strolled in behind her.
Rachel greeted Nessa with an air kiss on each cheek. “Thank you so much for having us,” she crooned. “I just couldn’t deal with either of our families this year, and I gave our cook the day off, so poor Jake was going to starve without you guys.”
“Of course,” Nessa replied smoothly. “The more, the merrier.”
Rachel pulled back and glanced around the kitchen as if she’d never seen one before. Only then did she notice Thea. Her eyes widened. Her glossy lips parted. Thea half expected fangs to appear. But then she suddenly seemed to remember other people could see her.
She held open her arms. “Oh my gosh! Hi, Thea!”
She click-clacked over and hugged Thea with the accuracy of a boa constrictor. “I’m soooo glad you are