Blood Sisters_ Vampire Stories by Women - Paula Guran Page 0,176

all the leverage she could get. Without moving, because the pain was so intense she might fall down, Dahlia scanned the ring of Weres blocking the group from the view of passersby. “Todd, would you do the honors?” she asked, biting her lips with the pain. “You might even enjoy it.”

Todd looked like there was nothing he’d enjoy less.

He bent down to look into Dahlia’s green eyes, narrowed with the effort of sustaining her dignity. “I salute your courage,” he said, and then he put one hand against her abdomen and yanked out the knife with the other.

Dahlia would have collapsed to her knees (terribly embarrassing) if the big Were hadn’t caught her.

The next few minutes were a dim blur for Dahlia. She heard Don’s stern voice, even deeper than usual, ordering Amber to tell the truth. Amber, a medium-sized blonde with a large bosom, wept copious tears and told her own jumbled version of events. In this version, she just happened to have a knife with her, in fact, ready in her hand, when Dahlia had jumped her. As to why Amber happened to be there in the first place, she whined that she’d just wanted to catch a glimpse of Don. Even the Weres didn’t believe that.

“An attack on the packmaster’s wife is an attack on the packmaster himself,” Todd said.

“Then this vampire is as much at fault for breaking Amber’s arm as Amber is for trying to kill Taffy,” said the Amazon, trying very hard not to smile. “Since Amber is Don’s wife.”

“Was Don’s wife,” the packmaster himself corrected. “Before the state and the pack, I divorced Amber. Her attack on Taffy counts as an attack against me.”

“Does not,” argued the Amazon. “You haven’t married Taffy, yet.” “Oh, for goodness’ sake,” Dahlia muttered. “Bore me to death, why don’t you.”

She felt Todd’s chest shaking, and realized he was laughing silently. The wound in her side was almost healed, but she took her time pushing away from the Were’s support. He was warm, and he smelled good.

She looked down at herself, taking stock. Her dress was ruined. Ruined! And she’d just paid off her credit card bill! “My dress,” she said sadly. “At least make her pay for my dress. Did blood get on my shoes?” She hobbled over to a streetlight and held out a foot in an attempt to survey the damage. “Yes!” she said, going from grief to outrage in an undead minute. The shoes were brand-new and had cost more than the dress. “Okay, that does it.” Her head snapped up and she glared at Don. “Amber pays for my dress and my shoes, and she doesn’t come within five miles of Taffy for a year.”

She was speaking into a chasm of silence. At the sound of her crisp voice, all conversation had ceased. Everyone was staring at her, even the whimpering Amber.

Don blinked. “Ah, that sounds fair,” he said. “Honey?”

There was another embarrassing moment when both Amber and Taffy believed this appellation referred to them and began to respond simultaneously. Don gave Amber a look of withering contempt, which prompted a fresh burst of noisy tears.

Taffy said, “That seems a very moderate sentence, to me.”

Dahlia knew from her friend’s mild tone that Taffy thought Amber should be drawn and quartered, no matter what her condition.

“Amber, do you agree?” Don asked.

“What about her paying my hospital bill? I have to get this wrist set, after all.”

“That’s stupid, even for you,” Todd said, into the general silence. “Amber, one more offense and the whole pack will abjure you.”

Dahlia didn’t know what being abjured consisted of, but the mere threat was an effective deterrent. Amber was shocked silent.

Two of the Were women loaded Amber into a car and headed off, presumably for the hospital. The rest of the crowd dispersed, leaving Todd, Dahlia, Don, and Taffy on the sidewalk.

Dahlia held up a hand to examine in the light. The slash across the palm had completely healed, and when she touched the wound in her ribs, she only felt a slight tenderness. “I’ll take my leave,” she said. She wanted to divest herself of her ruined clothes, shower, and knock back a few pints of synthetic blood before dawn.

“I’ll walk you home,” Todd said. It would be hard to say who in the little crowd was the most surprised by this statement.

“That’s not necessary,” Dahlia said, after a moment’s recovery.

“I know you can carry me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes,” Todd said. He looked