Blameless - By Gail Carriger Page 0,101
like wolves—they’re going to complain regardless. Not a whole lot would change that.”
Lyall rubbed at his neck. “Well, that’s about what I thought. Keep talking the truth as much as possible while you are out there. Let people know the potentate stole Lord Akeldama’s drone. We cannot allow the vampires or the Crown to cover that up, and we have got to hope both Biffy and Lord Akeldama corroborate the official story or we really will be in the thick of it.”
Haverbink looked skeptically over at Biffy’s sleeping form. “Does he remember any of it?”
“Probably not.”
“Is Lord Akeldama likely to be amenable?”
“Probably not.”
“Right’o, sir. I wouldn’t want to be in your spats right now.”
“Don’t get personal, Haverbink.”
“’Course not, sir.”
“Speaking of which, still no word on Lord Akeldama’s return or whereabouts?”
“Not a single sausage, sir.”
“Well, that’s something. Very well, carry on, Mr. Haverbink.”
“Jolly good, sir.”
Haverbink went out, and the next agent, waiting patiently in the hallway, came in.
“Message for you, sir.”
“Ah, Mr. Phinkerlington.”
Phinkerlington, a round, bespectacled metal burner, managed a slight bow before continuing hesitatingly into the room. He had the manners of a clerk, the demeanor of a constipated mole, and some minor aristocratic connection that temperament compelled him to regard as an embarrassing character flaw. “Something finally came through on that Italian channel you had me monitoring sunset these past few days.” He was also very, very good at his job, which consisted mainly of sitting and listening, and then writing down what he heard without thought or comment.
Professor Lyall sat up. “Took you long enough to get it to me.”
“Sorry, sir. You’ve been so busy this evening; I didn’t want to disturb.”
“Yes, well.” Professor Lyall made an impatient gesture with his left hand.
Phinkerlington handed Professor Lyall a scrap of parchment paper, on which had been inked a message. It was not, as Lyall had hoped, from Alexia but was from, of all people, Floote.
It was also so entirely off topic and unhelpful to the situation in hand as to give Lyall a brief but intense feeling of exasperation with Lady Maccon. This was a feeling that had, heretofore, been reserved solely for his Alpha.
“Get queen to stop Italians excavating in Egypt. Can’t find soulless mummies, bad things result. Lady Maccon with Florentine Templars. Not good. Send help. Floote.”
Professor Lyall, cursing his Alpha for departing so precipitously, balled up the piece of paper and, after minor consideration for the delicacy of the information it contained, ate it.
He dismissed Phinkerlington, stood, and went to check on Biffy, finding the young man still sleeping. Good, he thought, best and most sensible thing for him to be doing at the moment. Just as he was tucking the blanket a little more firmly about the new werewolf, yet another person entered his office.
He straightened up and turned to face the door. “Yes?”
He caught the man’s scent: very expensive French perfume coupled with a hint of Bond Street’s best hair pomade and under that the slow richness of the unpalatable—old blood.
“Ah. Welcome back to London, Lord Akeldama.”
Lady Alexia Maccon, sometimes called La Diva Tarabotti, was quite comfortable with being abducted. Or, as it might better be phrased, she was growing accustomed to the predicament. She had led, up until a little over a year ago, quite an exemplary spinsterish existence. Her world had been plagued only by the presence of two nonsensical sisters and one even sillier mama. Her concerns, it must be acknowledged, were a tad mundane, and her daily routine as banal as that of any other young lady of sufficient income and insufficient liberty. But she had managed to avoid abductions.
This, as matters would have it, was turning out to be one of the worst.
Alexia found the experience of being blindfolded and carried over someone’s armor-clad shoulder like a sack of potatoes unconscionably undignified. She was hauled down a seemingly endless series of stairs and passageways, musty as only the deep underground can be. She gave a few experimental kicks and a wiggle, only to have her legs clamped down by a metal-covered arm.
Eventually, they arrived at their final destination, which, she discovered once the blindfold had been removed, was some kind of Roman catacomb. She blinked, eyes adjusting to the dimness, and found herself in an underground ancient ruin dug into the bedrock, lit with oil lamps and candles. The small cell she now occupied was barred over on one side with modern-looking reinforcements.
“Well, this is a much inferior living situation,” she objected to no one in particular.
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