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who's up for dinner and a movie night?"

"Me, me!" Mac shot up a hand. "Carter has a teacher thing, and that saves me from working until he gets back. I put in a full one today."

"As it happens, my calendar is clear." Laurel laid the cookie plate beside the platter. Parker merely picked up the house phone, pressed a button. "Hey, Mrs. G, can you handle the four of us for dinner? That'd be great. Thanks." She hung up. "We'll have chicken and like it."

"Works for me." Mac bit into a grape.

"All right then, the first order of business is Whitney Folk Harrigan, aka Monster Bride. As Laurel knows, I received an e-mail from her wherein she lists several bullet points addressing what she feels we could improve."

"Bitch." Mac leaned up this time to spread some goat cheese on a rosemary cracker. "We kicked severe ass on that event."

"We should've kicked her severe ass," Laurel commented.

"Whitney feels, in no particular order of importance, that . . ." Parker opened a file to read from the e-mail she'd printed out. "The champagne was inadequately chilled, the service during dinner was slow, the gardens lacked enough color and bloom, the photographer spent more time than she deems necessary on the wedding party when the bride deserved more attention, and the offerings on the dessert table weren't as varied or as well presented as she'd hoped. She adds that she felt rushed and/or neglected by the wedding planner during some parts of the event. She hopes we'll take these criticisms in the spirit with which they're offered."

"To which I respond . . ." Mac shot up a middle finger.

"Succinct." Parker nodded. "However, I responded with our thanks for her comments, and our hopes that she and Justin enjoy Paris."

"Panderer," Laurel muttered.

"You bet. I could've responded with: Dear Whitney, you're full of shit. Which was my first thought. I restrained it. I have, however, upgraded her to Monster Bitch Bride."

"She must be a genuinely unhappy person. Seriously," Emma said when her friends just looked at her.

"Anyone who could take a wedding day like we provided for her and pick it apart is just innately unhappy. I'd feel sorry for her if I wasn't so mad. I will feel sorry for her when I stop being mad."

"Well, mad, sorry, or fuck you, the upside is we've had four new tours booked through that event. And I expect more."

"Parks said fuck." Mac grinned and ate another grape. "She's very mad."

"I'll get over it, especially if we book four more events as a result of the stupendous job we did on Saturday. For now, I'm putting Whitney in my newly designed Closet of Doom, where everything makes her look fat, all the patterns are polka dots, and the color choices are puce or dead-flesh beige."

"That's really mean," Laurel commented. "I like it."

"Moving on," Parker continued. "Del and I met about some of the legal and financial issues of the business. The partnership agreement is coming up for renewal, which includes the percentage funneled back into Vows from the individual arms for outside events. If anyone wants to discuss changes to the agreement, including the percentages, the floor's open."

"It's working, isn't it?" Emma glanced around at her partners. "I don't think any of us really imagined we'd build what we've built when we started Vows. Not just financially, which is certainly more than I'd have made by now if I'd been able to open my own shop. But, Monster Bitch Bride aside, the reputation we've earned, together and individually. The percentage is fair, and the fact is, the cut Del takes for his part of the estate is way below what he could've asked. We're all doing what we love with people we love. And we're making a good living at it."

"I think what Em's saying is: Sign me up." Mac popped another grape. "I say ditto."

"I'm right there," Laurel added. "Is there any reason to change anything?" she asked Parker.

"Not from my perspective, but as Del advised - in his legal function - each of you should read over the agreement again, and voice any reservations, make any suggestions before we renew."

"I suggest we have Del draw up the papers, sign them, then open a bottle of Dom."

Mac pointed at Emma in agreement. "Seconded."

"And the 'ayes' have it," Laurel announced.

"I'll let him know. I've also had a discussion with our accountant."

"Better you than me," Laurel said.

"Much better." Parker smiled and sipped some water. "We've had a strong