The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All - By Laird Barron Page 0,11
the door tight until morning. Everyone did. Some still do.”
Luke Honey said, “A peculiar arrangement for such a healthy community.”
“Aye, Olde Towne seems robust,” Lord Bullard said.
Dr. Landscomb said. “Those Who Work are tied to the land. A volcano won’t drive them away when there’s fish and fur, crops and timber to be had.”
“Yeah, and you can toss sacrificial wretches into the volcano, too,” Mr. McEvoy said.
“This hunt of ours goes back for many years, long before the lodge itself was established. Without exception, someone is gravely injured, killed, or lost on these expeditions.”
“Lost? What does “lost” mean, precisely?” Mr. Wesley said.
“There are swamps and cliffs, and so forth,” Dr. Landscomb said. “On occasion, men have wandered into the wilds and run afoul of such dangers. But to the point. Ephraim Blackwood settled in Olde Towne at the time of its founding. A widower with two grown sons, he was a furrier by trade. The Blackwoods ran an extensive trap line throughout Ransom Hollow and within ten years of their arrival, they’d become the premier fur trading company in the entire valley. People whispered. Christianity has never gained an overwhelming mandate here, but the Blackwoods’ irreligiousness went a step beyond the pale in the eyes of the locals. Inevitably, loose talk led to muttered accusations of witchcraft. Some alleged the family consorted with Splayfoot Bill, that they’d made a pact. Material wealth for their immortal souls.”
“What else?” Mr. Williams said to uneasy chuckles.
“Yes, what else indeed?” Dr. Landscomb’s smile faded. “It is said that Splayfoot Bill, the Old Man of the Wood, required most unholy indulgences in return for his favors.”
“Do tell,” Lord Bullard said with an expression of sickly fascination.
“The devil takes many forms and it is said he is a being devoted to pain and pleasure. A Catholic priest gave an impromptu sermon in the town square accusing elder Blackwood of lying with the Old Man of the Wood, who assumed the form of a doe, one night by the pallor of a sickle moon, and the issue was a monstrous stag. Some hayseed wit soon dubbed this mythical beast “Blackwood’s Git.” Other, less savory colloquialisms sprang forth, but most eventually faded into obscurity. Nowadays, those who speak of this legend call the stag “Blackwood’s Baby.” Inevitably, the brute we shall pursue in the morn is reputed to be the selfsame animal.”
“Sounds like that Blackwood fella was a long way from Oklahoma,” Mr. Williams said.
“Devil spawn!” Luke Honey said, and laughed sarcastically.
“Bloody preposterous,” Lord Bullard said without conviction.
“Hogwash,” Mr. Briggs said. “You’re scarin’ the women and children, hoss.”
“My apologies, good sir,” Dr. Landscomb said. He didn’t look sorry to Luke Honey.
“Oh, dear.” Lord Bullard lurched to his feet and made for the woods, hands to his belly.
The Texans guffawed and hooted, although the mood sobered when the wolf howled again and was answered by two more of its pack.
Mr. Williams scowled, cocked his big revolver and fired into the air. The report was queerly muffled and its echo died immediately.
“That’ll learn ’em,” Mr. Briggs said, exaggerating his drawl.
“Time for shut eye, boys,” Mr. Williams said. Shortly the men began to yawn and turned in, grumbling and joshing as they spread their blankets on the floor of the lean-to.
Luke Honey made a pillow of the horse blanket. He jacked the bolt action and chambered a round in his Mauser Gewher 98, a rifle he’d won from an Austrian diplomat in Nairobi. The gun was powerful enough to stop most things that went on four legs and it gave him comfort. He slept.
The mist swirled heavy as soup and the fire had dwindled to coals when he woke. Branches crackled and a black shape, the girth of a bison or a full grown rhino, moved between shadows. It stopped and twisted an incomprehensibly configured head to survey the camp. The beast huffed and continued into the brush. Luke Honey remained motionless, breath caught in his throat. The huff had sounded like a chuckle. And for an instant, the lush, shrill wheedle of panpipes drifted through the wood. Far out amid the folds of the savanna, a lion coughed. A hyena barked its lunatic bark, and much closer.
Luke Honey started and his eyes popped open and he couldn’t tell the world from the dream.
* * *
Lord Bullard spent much of the predawn hours hunkered in the bushes, but by daybreak he’d pulled himself together, albeit white-faced and shaken. Mr. Wesley’s condition, on the other hand, appeared to have worsened. He didn’t