Azazel - By Isaac Asimov Page 0,9
was a remarkably clear photograph in brilliant color. Kevin O'Donnell was smiling, though I didn't remember such a smile at the time I snapped it. He seemed good-looking and cheerful, but I was rather indifferent to that. Perhaps a woman might observe more, or a man like my photographer friend - who, as it happened, did not have my firm grasp on masculinity - might do so.
He said, "Just one more - for me."
"No," I said firmly, and took the picture, grasping his wrist to make sure he would not withdraw it. "And the negative, please. You can keep the other one - the distance shot."
"I don't want that," he said, petulantly, and was looking quite woebegone as I left.
I framed the picture, put in on my mantelpiece, and stepped back to look at it. There was, indeed, a remarkable glow about it. Azazel had done a good job.
What would Rosie's reaction be, I wondered. I phoned her and asked if I could drop by. It turned out that she was going shopping but if I could be there within the hour -
I could, and I was. I had the photo gift-wrapped, and handed it to her without a word.
"My goodness!" she said, even as she cut the string and tore off the wrapping. "What is this? Is there some celebration, or - "
By then she had it out, and her voice died away. Her eyes widened and her breath became shorter and more rapid. Finally, she whispered, "Oh, my!"
She looked up at me. "Did you take this photograph last Sunday?"
I nodded.
"But you caught him exactly. He's adorable. That's just the look. Oh, may I please keep it?"
"I brought it for you," I said, simply.
She threw her arms about me and kissed me hard on the lips. Unpleasant, of course, for a person like myself who detests sentiment, and I had to wipe my mustache afterward, but I could understand her inability to resist the gesture.
I didn't see Rosie for about a week afterward.
Then I met her outside the butcher shop one afternoon, and it would have been impolite not to offer to carry the shopping bag home for her. Naturally, I wondered whether that would mean another kiss and I decided it would be rude to refuse if the dear little thing insisted. She looked somewhat downcast, however.
"How's the photograph?" I asked, wondering whether, perhaps, it had not worn well.
She cheered up at once. "Perfect! I have it on my record player stand, at an angle such that I can see it when I'm at my chair at the dining room table. His eyes just look at me a little slantwise, so roguishly and his nose had just the right crinkle. Honestly, you'd swear he was alive. And some of my friends can't keep their eyes off it. I'm thinking I should hide it when they come, or they'll steal it."
"They might steal him," I said, jokingly.
The glumness returned. She shook her head and said, "I don't think so."
I tried another tack. "What does Kevin think of the photo?"
"He hasn't said a word. Not a word. He's not a visual person, you know. I wonder if he sees it at all."
"Why don't you point it out and ask him what he thinks?"
She was silent while I trudged along beside her for half a block, carrying that heavy shopping bag and wondering if she'd expect a kiss in addition.
"Actually," she said, suddenly, "he's having a lot of tension at work so it wouldn't be a good time to ask him. He gets home late and hardly talks to me. Well, you know how men are." She tried to put a tinkle in her laughter, but failed.
We had reached her apartment house and I turned the bag over to her. She said, wistfully, "But thank you once again, and over and over, for the photograph."
Off she went. She didn't ask for a kiss, and I was so lost in thought that I didn't notice that fact till I was halfway home and it seemed silly to return merely to keep her from being disappointed.
About ten more days passed, and then she called me one morning. Could I drop in and have lunch with her? I held back and pointed out that it would be indiscreet. What would the neighbors think?
"Oh, that's silly," she said. "You're so incredibly old - I mean, you're