“Well, that’s what happened. He didn’t set it up. They just thought he did. But because he sent you there, they told him they were holding him responsible. So he’s worried. Six thousand dollars is a lot of money.”
“Hey! I’m good for it. I got it in my pocket. You call him up and ask if he wants me to come over there right now with it, or whether he can wait until the morning.”
“I’m sure it will be okay,” Tony said.
“Call him!” Vito said. “Tell him the only reason I didn’t make those markers good sooner was that I had to work.”
“Okay, honey,” Tony said. “Whatever you say.”
Penelope Detweiler, wearing only the most brief of underpants, her naked bosom bouncing not at all unattractively, was chasing Matthew M. Payne around the upstairs sitting room of the Detweiler mansion in Chestnut Hill when the doorbell, actually a rather unpleasant-sounding buzzer, went off.
Matt Payne sat up in his bed suddenly.
Who the hell is that?
He looked up at the ceiling, where a clever little clock his sister Amy had given him projected the time by a beam of light. It was almost half past one.
Christ, don’t tell me Evelyn’s come back!
He threw the blankets back angrily and marched naked through the kitchen to the button by the head of the stairs that operated the door lock solenoid and pushed it.
The door opened and Detective Charley McFadden started up the stairs. On his heels was Officer Jesus Martinez, in uniform.
“You took your fucking time answering the doorbell,” Detective McFadden said, by way of apology for disturbing Matt’s sleep.
“I’ll try to do better the next time.”
“I thought maybe you had a broad up here,” McFadden said as he reached the head of the stairs.
Not anymore. She finally went home, after reluctantly concluding that the only way she was going to be able to make it stand up again was to put it in a splint.
That being the case, where did that erotic dream about Precious Penny come from?
“If there was, you’d still be down there leaning on the doorbell,” Matt said. “What do you say, Hay-zus?”
Martinez did not reply.
“You got a beer or something?” McFadden asked. “And why don’t you put a bathrobe on or something?”
“Are we going to have a party?”
“No. This is business. We got to talk.”
“You know where the beer is,” Matt said, and went in the bedroom for his robe.
It smells in here. Essence de Sex.
“You got a Coke or something?” Martinez asked.
“There’s ginger ale, Hay-zus,” Matt said. “I don’t think there’s any Coke.”
He went to the refrigerator and found a small bottle of ginger ale and handed it to Martinez.
“Thank you.”
“Hay-zus thinks he’s found a dirty cop at the airport,” McFadden said.
Then he probably has. But why tell me?
“Tell Internal Affairs,” Matt said.
“I can’t go to Internal Affairs. I haven’t caught him doing anything, but I got the gut feeling he’s dirty,” Martinez said.
“I don’t understand what you’re doing here,” Matt said.
“Charley said I should talk to you.”
“I don’t have the faintest idea what you’re talking about,” Matt said. “You want to take it from the beginning?”
“Tell him what you told me, Hay-zus,” Charley said, lowering himself with a grunt into Matt’s upholstered chair.
“There’s a corporal out there,” Jesus said. “A flashy Guinea named Lanza, Vito Lanza.”
Matt did not reply.
“Just bought himself a new Cadillac,” Jesus said. “You can’t buy a Caddy on a corporal’s pay.”
“Maybe his number hit,” Matt said, slightly sarcastic.
“He said he won the money in Las Vegas,” Jesus said.
“That’s possible,” Matt said.
“Look at him. He won six thousand when he was out there,” McFadden said.
“Yeah, I thought about that. But he’s not Lanza.”
“What does that mean?” Matt asked.
“You’re fucking rich. You don’t really give a shit whether you win or lose, and you came home with only six thousand.”
“Only six thousand? I wish to Christ I had won six thousand,” Charley said.
“There’s more,” Jesus said.
“Like what more?”
“He had almost ten thousand in cash, ninety-four hundred, to be exact, in his car tonight.”
“How do you know that?”
“I looked.”
“What do you mean, you looked?”
“When Charley and I were in Narcotics, we stopped a guy one night and took a car thief’s friend from him,” Jesus said. “I kept it.”
A car thief’s friend, sometimes called a “Slim-Jim,” was a flat piece of metal, most commonly stainless steel, suitably shaped so that when inserted into an automobile door, sliding it downward in the window channel, it defeated the door