“Well,” she said, “you aren’t Mafia, not looking like that and driving that piece of shit. Why does your car smell like bananas, anyway?”
He shrugged, carried on eating.
Sam narrowed her eyes. “Maybe you’re a banana smuggler,” she said. “You haven’t asked me what I do yet.”
“I figure you’re at school.”
“UW Madison.”
“Where you are undoubtedly studying art history, women’s studies, and probably casting your own bronzes. And you probably work in a coffee house to help cover the rent.”
She put down her fork, nostrils flaring, eyes wide. “How the fuck did you do that?”
“What? Now you say, no, actually I’m studying Romance languages and ornithology.”
“So you’re saying that was a lucky guess or something?”
“What was?”
She stared at him with dark eyes. “You are one peculiar guy, Mister…I don’t know your name.”
“They call me Shadow,” he said.
She twisted her mouth wryly, as if she were tasting something she disliked. She stopped talking, put her head down, finished her lasagna.
“Do you know why it’s called Egypt?” asked Shadow, when Sam finished eating.
“Down Cairo way? Yeah. It’s in the delta of the Ohio and the Mississippi. Like Cairo in Egypt, in the Nile delta.”
“That makes sense.”
She sat back in her chair, ordered coffee and chocolate cream pie, ran a hand through her black hair. “You married, Mr. Shadow?” And then, as he hesitated, “Gee. I just asked another tricky question, didn’t I?”
“They buried her on Thursday,” he said, picking his words with care. “She was killed in a car crash.”
“Oh. God. Jesus. I’m sorry.”
“Me too.”
An awkward pause. “My half-sister lost her kid, my nephew, end of last year. It’s rough.”
“Yeah. It is. What did he die of?”
She sipped her coffee. “We don’t know. We don’t even really know that he’s dead. He just vanished. But he was only thirteen. It was the middle of last winter. My sister was pretty broken up about it.”
“Were there any, any clues?” He sounded like a TV cop. He tried again. “Did they suspect foul play?” That sounded worse.
“They suspected my non-custodial asshole brother-in-law, his father. Who was asshole enough to have stolen him away. Probably did. But this is in a little town in the Northwoods. Lovely, sweet, pretty little town where no one ever locks their doors.” She sighed, shook her head. She held her coffee cup in both hands. Then she looked up at him, changing the subject. “How did you know I cast bronzes?”
“Lucky guess. It was just something to say.”
“Are you sure you aren’t part Indian?”
“Not that I know. It’s possible. I never met my father. I guess my ma would have told me if he was Native American, though. Maybe.”
Again the mouth-twist. Sam gave up halfway through her chocolate cream pie: the slice was half the size of her head. She pushed the plate across the table to Shadow. “You want?” He smiled, said, “Sure,” and finished it off.
The waitress handed them the check, and Shadow paid.
“Thanks,” said Sam.
It was getting colder now. The car coughed a couple of times before it started. Shadow drove back onto the road, and kept going south. “You ever read a guy named Herodotus?” he asked.
“Jesus. What?”
“Herodotus. You ever read his Histories?”
“You know,” she said, dreamily, “I don’t get it. I don’t get how you talk, or the words you use or anything. One moment you’re a big dumb guy, the next you’re reading my friggin’ mind, and the next we’re talking about Herodotus. So no. I have not read Herodotus. I’ve heard about him. Maybe on NPR. Isn’t he the one they call the father of lies?”
“I thought that was the Devil.”
“Yeah, him too. But they were talking about Herodotus saying there were giant ants and gryphons guarding gold mines, and how he made this stuff up.”
“I don’t think so. He wrote what he’d been told. It’s like, he’s writing these histories. And they’re mostly pretty good histories. Loads of weird little details—like, did you know, in Egypt, if a particularly beautiful girl, or the wife of a lord or whatever, died, they wouldn’t send her to the embalmer for three days? They’d let her body spoil in the heat first.”
“Why? Oh, hold on. Okay, I think I know why. Oh, that’s disgusting.”
“And there’re battles in there, all sorts of normal things. And then there are the gods. Some guy is running back to report on the outcome of a battle and he’s running and running, and he sees Pan in a glade. And Pan says, ‘Tell them to build me a temple here.’ So