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a high order. Croyd took off after the brown dog.
As Croyd approached the corner where he had seen it turn, he heard a series of sharp yelps. Coming onto the side street he saw the dog lying on its back snapping at the pterodactyl which pinned it to the pavement. The battered limb lay nearby. Croyd sprinted forward.
"Thanks, Kid. I owe you one," he said as he reached for the leg, hesitated, took out his handkerchief, wrapped it about his hand, picked up the limb, and held it downwind.
The pterodactyl shape flowed, to be replaced by that of a nude boy-perhaps thirteen years of age-with light eyes and unruly brown hair, a small birthmark on his forehead.
"Got it for you, Croyd," he announced. "Sure stinks, though. "
"Yeah, Kid," Croyd said. "Excuse me. Now I've got to go put it back together."
He turned and hurried in the direction from which he had come. Behind him he heard rapid footfalls.
"What you want it for?" the boy asked.
"It's a long, complicated, boring story, and it's better you don't know," he answered.
"Aw, c'mon. You can tell me."
"No time. I'm in a hurry."
"You going to fight Devil John again?"
"I don't plan on it. I think we can come to a meeting of minds without resorting to violence."
"But if you do fight, what's your power this time?" Croyd reached the corner, cut across to the island. Ahead, he saw where another dog now worried the remains. Devil John was nowhere in sight.
"Damn it!" he yelled. "Get away from there!"
The dog paid him no heed, but stripped a furry layer from the chitinous carapace. Croyd noticed that the torn tissue was dripping some colorless liquid. The remains looked moist now, and Croyd realized that fluids were oozing from the breathing holes in the thorax.
"Get away from there!" he repeated.
The dog growled at him. Suddenly, though, the growl turned to a whimper and the animal's tail vanished between its legs. A meter-high tyrannosaurus hopped past Croyd, hissing fiercely. The dog turned and fled. A moment later, the Kid stood in its place.
"It's getting away with that piece," the boy said. Croyd repeated Darlingfoot's comment on the hand as he tossed the leg down beside the dismembered body. He withdrew the folded trash bag from the inner pocket of his jacket and shook it out.
"You want to help, Kid, you hold the bag while I toss in what's left."
"Okay. It sure is gross."
"It's a dirty job," Croyd agreed. "Then, why you doing it?"
"It's what growing up is all about, Kid."
"How do you mean?"
"You spend more and more of your time cleaning up after mistakes."
A rapid thumping noise approached, a shadow passed overhead, and Devil John crashed to the earth beside them. "Damn dog got away," he announced. "You get the leg?"
"Yeah," Croyd answered. "It's already in the bag."
"Good idea-a plastic bag. Who's the naked kid?"
"You don't know Kid Dinosaur?" Croyd answered. "I thought he knew everybody. He's the pterodactyl was following you."
"Why?"
"I like to be where the action is," the Kid said.
"Hey, how come you're not in school?" Croyd asked. "School sucks."
"Now, wait a minute. I had to quit school in ninth grade and I never got to go back. I always regretted it."
"Why? You're doing okay."
"There's all that stuff I missed. I wish I hadn't."
"Like what?"
"Well. .. Algebra. I never learned algebra."
"What the fuck good's algebra?"
"I don't know and I never will, because I didn't learn it. I sometimes look at people on the street and say, `Gee, I'll bet they all know algebra,' and it makes me feel kind of inferior."
"Well, I don't know algebra and it doesn't make feel a damn bit inferior."
"Give it time," Croyd said.
The Kid suddenly became aware that Croyd was looking at him strangely.
"You're going back to school right now," Croyd told him, "and you're going to study your ass off for the rest of the day, and you're going to do your homework tonight, and you're going to like it."
"I'll make better time if I fly," the Kid said, and he transformed into a pterodactyl, hopped several times, and glided away.
"Pick up some clothes on the way!" Croyd shouted after him.
"Just what the hell is going on here?"
Croyd turned and beheld a uniformed officer who had just crossed to their island.
"Go fuck yourself!" he snarled.
The man began unbuckling his belt.
"Stop! Cancel that," Croyd said. "Buckle up. Forget you saw us and go walk up another street."
Devil John stared as the man obeyed.
"Croyd, how are you doing those things?" he asked. "That's