all right, miss?” said the man. Tiffany ignored him. A rider was approaching and snow followed after him, spreading and widening behind him like a cloak, soundless as a wish, thick as fog.
Without taking her eyes off him, Tiffany reached into her pocket and gripped the tiny Cornucopia. Hah!
She walked forward.
The Wintersmith dismounted from his snow-white horse when it had drawn level with the old cottage.
Tiffany stopped about twenty feet away, her heart pounding.
“My lady,” said the Wintersmith, and bowed.
He looked…better, and older.
“I warn you! I’ve got a Cornucopia and I’m not afraid to use it!” said Tiffany. But she hesitated. He did look almost human, except for that fixed, strange grin. “How did you find me?” she said.
“For you I have learned,” said the figure. “I learned how to search. I am human!”
Really? But his mouth doesn’t look right, said her Third Thoughts. It’s pale inside, like snow. That’s not a boy there. It just thinks it is.
One big pumpkin, her Second Thoughts urged. They get really hard at this time of year. Shoot him now!
Tiffany herself, the one on the outside, the one who could feel the air on her face, thought: I can’t just do that! All he’s doing is standing there talking. All this is my fault!
He wants never-ending winter, said her Third Thoughts. Everyone you know will die!
She was sure the eyes of the Wintersmith could see right into her mind.
The summer kills the winter, the Third Thoughts insisted. That’s how it works!
But not like this, Tiffany thought. I know it’s not supposed to be like this! It feels wrong. It’s not the right…story. The king of winter can’t be killed by a flying pumpkin!
The Wintersmith was watching her carefully. Thousands of Tiffany-shaped flakes were falling around him.
“We will finish the Dance now?” he said. “I am human, just like you!” He held out a hand.
“Do you know what human is?” said Tiffany.
“Yes! Easy! Iron enough to make a nail!” said the Wintersmith promptly. He beamed, as if he’d done a trick successfully. “And now, please, we dance….”
He took a step forward. Tiffany backed away.
If you dance now, her Third Thoughts warned, that will be the end of it. You’ll be believing in yourself and trusting in your star, and big twinkly things thousands of miles up in the sky don’t care if they twinkle on everlasting snow.
“I’m…not ready,” Tiffany said, hardly above a whisper.
“But time is passing,” said the Wintersmith. “I am human, I know these things. Are you not a goddess in human form?”
The eyes bored into her.
No, I’m not, she thought. I’ll always be just…Tiffany Aching.
The Wintersmith drew closer, his hand still outstretched.
“Time to dance, Lady. Time to finish the Dance.”
Thoughts leaked out away from Tiffany’s grasp. The eyes of the Wintersmith filled her mind with nothing but whiteness, like a field of pure snow….
“Aaaiiiiieeeee!”
The door of old Miss Treason’s cottage flew open and…something came out, staggering through the snow.
It was a witch. You could not mistake it. She—it was probably a she, but some things are so horrible that worrying about how to address a letter to them is silly—had a hat with a point that curled like a snake. It was on top of dripping strands of mad, greasy hair, which were perched on a nightmare of a face. It was green, like the hands that waved black fingernails that were really terrible claws.
Tiffany stared. The Wintersmith stared. The people stared.
As the horrible screaming, lurching thing drew nearer, the details got clearer, like the brown rotting teeth and the warts. Lots of warts. Even the warts on the warts had warts.
Annagramma had sent off for everything. Part of Tiffany wanted to laugh, even now, but the Wintersmith snatched at her hand—
—and the witch grabbed his shoulder.
“Don’t you take hold of her like that! How dare you! I’m a witch, you know!”
Annagramma’s voice wasn’t easy on the ear at the best of times, but when she was frightened or angry, it had a whine that bored right into the head.
“Let go of her, I say,” screamed Annagramma. The Wintersmith looked stunned. Having to listen to Annagramma in a rage was hard for someone who hadn’t had ears for very long.
“Let her go,” she yelled. Then she threw a fireball.
She missed. Possibly she meant to. A ball of flaming gas whizzing nearby usually makes most people stop what they are doing. But most people don’t melt.
The Wintersmith’s leg dropped off.
Later, on the journey through the blizzard, Tiffany wondered how the Wintersmith worked.